Chapter 126 Cang Hai Can't Laugh

If the melody in the prelude sounds like, huh? Is it still possible to write a song like this?
So the configuration of the chord in the prelude sounds weird to professionals.
Professionals listen to it in a complicated way.
However, the audience heard it clearly.
To those who do not understand music, this melody sounds low, and the chord is even lower.
Han Zhou on the stage closed his mouth and stood in front of the microphone, and the stage seemed dim.
"The vast sea laughs, the surging tides on both sides
Ups and downs with the waves
The sky laughs, the world is full of ups and downs
God knows who will win or lose! "
Both the melody and the chorus were very low, but Han Zhou's voice was powerful and high-pitched.
A feeling of the mountains and rivers being right before your eyes, the sea surging endlessly, and the mountains collapsing one after another.
The so-called Chinese pentatonic scale is actually only five of the seven-tone scale of 1234567.
Gong (1), Shang (2), Jiao (3), Zheng (5), Yu (6).
Ordinary Chinese style songs should start with Gong and then move to higher scales.
To put it simply, Chinese style songs should use the lowest note, and the tone of each line of lyrics should become higher and higher.
The second line of the song should be parallel to or higher than the first line.
The third sentence serves as a transition, the fourth sentence brings it back to the beginning, and then the cycle starts again. This is the normal and iconic way of thinking when writing traditional Chinese style songs in modern times.
For example, in "Jasmine Flower", the second half of each sentence has a higher tone than the first half, and the next sentence is either equal to or higher than the previous one. And in the fourth sentence, it is retracted.
But the song "A Laugh in the Ocean" sung by Han Zhou now is just the opposite!
Within each line of lyrics, the second half is lower in key than the first half, and the second line is lower in key than the first line by the same proportion.
But combined with the high-pitched voice, it sounds like a passionate song!
Even the professionals on the scene, including the music director, didn't hear anything wrong.
Only in front of the TV, Chen Feng closed his eyes and knew that something was going to go wrong with today's show.
"The mountains and rivers are smiling, the mist and rain are far away
How much do you know about the world after the waves wash away the world
The breeze laughs, yet it brings loneliness
There is still a glimmer of pride left in the evening glow! "
Even if you write a special song, the harmony should be normal.
Chords, from bright to dark, have four chord transitions: major chord, extended chord, minor chord, and diminished chord.
The harmony of this sentence structure should be small, big, big.
However, in the poem "A Laugh in the Ocean", the order used is small, reduced, and extended.
In this world, no one knows the creative background of "A Laugh in the Sea", and we can only find the corresponding one from the red-skinned duck.
So Chen Feng heard a sense of openness and freedom.
But why is he so open-minded and carefree? He must have encountered something.
But the carefree attitude is not complete, and in the end there is a feeling of being finished.
Chen Feng’s knowledge of music theory has reached such a level that he can feel the same feelings as the audience and analyze what elements make people feel that way.
But people who don’t have as much music theory knowledge as Chen Feng always feel vaguely that the chord of this song may be wrong?
"The people are smiling, no longer lonely
The pride is still smiling foolishly
La la la la la, la la la la la ~"
The audience at the scene was immediately boiling with excitement.
Majestic and domineering.
This song is invincible!
How can someone write a song like this?
Originally, let alone reversing the five tones, it is rare to change the order when writing traditional Chinese songs, let alone writing them in reverse.
If we compare it with traditional Chinese songs, it’s like running on the playground.
Most people enter by starting from the main gate and walking counterclockwise.
After a small number of people enter, they will walk counterclockwise while doing warm-up exercises, and when they are almost there, they will start running.
Han Zhou entered through the main gate and ran in a clockwise direction. He ran very fast, running in the opposite direction of everyone else.
This cannot possibly attract attention!
Ordinary audiences don’t understand the music theory in it, but they know that they have never heard this kind of song before, they have never heard this kind of music before.
Moreover, why has no one written a song with such a majestic and ancient style before?
Therefore, the audience also knew very well that this was a brand new attempt, and it was a direct victory!
It’s as if someone entered this field for the first time and directly raised the level to the limit that people entering this field can reach.
This is called stimulation!
Of course it's exciting. Driving in the wrong lane at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour, how could he not be exciting?
The second time, the words were still the same.
The words are full of ancient style and charm.
A more majestic and clear feeling.
It seemed like the person singing had changed.
To be honest, the original singer had a hoarse voice, but the result was a majestic and powerful singing.
It was difficult for Han Zhou to simulate the role, and the version Han Zhou played was that of an instant noodle cowboy.
So, it's pretty intense, but the sound is also better.
Although the feeling of aging is gone, the original song did give that feeling, so the song is a bit more complex.
Fortunately, the performance was perfect.
There was not much noise at the scene, but senior musicians from all over the country who were watching the show went crazy.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What is this thing?
What is this thing?
This song, from the prelude, to the main melody, to the lyrics, to the harmony, and even to the singing style, is an unprecedented form and a brand new attempt in music!
In the music industry, there is a saying.
It’s because there are too many people writing songs, and everyone has written about all the variations, so it’s becoming increasingly difficult to write good songs.
And now, someone has discovered a whole new path, not even a small path, but a whole new avenue with countless possibilities.
Someone in the crowd of gold medal producers said, "I'm convinced."
“It was a terrible loss.”
Another person replied: "What? It's already the semi-finals, and you still want to beat him? You were still daydreaming in the previous episodes?"
In the singer group, someone sighed: "Red Duck's singing skills are really special. In the first episode, he imitated a teenager, and in the second episode, he imitated a woman. Then he imitated a mature male voice, a fierce male voice, and a literary style."
"Now there's another one like this? Such a powerful singing skill, so strong!"
A large group of people discussed this topic.
Until Chen Feng came out.
Chen Feng: "It looks like there's going to be an accident during this live broadcast."
Everyone in the group was confused.
Chen Feng: "When I heard this song, I felt that Red Duck might announce his retirement from the music industry on stage."
Everyone: "How is that possible!"
"You've just become famous and are making money, why would you quit?"
"The popularity this show brings is no less than releasing a 500 gold album. Why are you quitting?"
Only Chen Feng knew that the person on the stage was capable of doing this.
By now, Chen Feng of course knew that the red-skinned duck on the stage was Han Zhou.
Is it new that Han Zhou announced his retirement from the music industry on the show?
However, how could the plot develop according to Chen Feng's ideas?
If Chen Feng wants to know what Han Zhou is going to do, then wouldn't Chen Feng also become a psychopath?
The show continued, Rubik's Cube took the stage and gave a perfect performance with superb singing skills. This time, Rubik's Cube also revealed a little more information, that is, his metal voice!
Apparently, Cube has a very strong metal voice.
Generally speaking, only death rock singers need metal voices.
If a pop singer has a metal voice, it is to enhance the texture of a weak link.
For example, many people are weak in the voice change area and the 4-word group, which can be covered up by using metal voice.
By displaying his metal voice, Mofang was demonstrating how strong his singing skills were, and his singing skills directly offset his physical disadvantages.
Pure showmanship.
Then there is the Ice Beauty.
The Ice Beauty was in the seventh or eighth episode. She successfully completed two consecutive PKs under the countdown and qualified for the semi-finals.
At least he is a first-line singer.
However, she did not show off her more exaggerated singing skills, so it was hard to tell who it was.
After the four people finished their performance, they went on stage again.
Yang Cong applauded: "Excellent, wonderful!"
"In terms of singing skills, the second half of the semi-finals was no worse than the first half. Except for a small flaw in the song 'Nanatha', all other songs were performed at the highest level!"
"Besides, Peking Duck's "A Laugh in the Ocean" broadened my horizons."
"Wonderful!"
Lu Jin also applauded: "Great!"
"Can songs be written like this? Is this a new style that was recently developed?"
Lu Jin really thinks this is amazing.
Lu Jin can write songs and music himself, but he always feels that they don’t sound good.
Once he found a good-sounding song, Lu Jin would look it up, and sure enough, he would find that it coincided with one or two lines in some other people’s songs.
If it were an ordinary singer, it wouldn't matter if there was a line or two of overlap, but with Lu Jin's status, he would definitely be criticized if the song was released.
So, Lu Jin racked his brains every day.
I was stunned when I heard "A Laugh in the Ocean" today.
Han Zhou also laughed.
What kind of music styles doesn't exist in this world? I have a lot of them.
A simple style is not a musical category. The musical categories in the world are quite comprehensive, but it is impossible to have every style.
Because the musical style itself is related to the personal style of the founder.
Therefore, Han Zhou still has many styles that have not been shown.
A bunch of people on the stage praised it for a long time.
Yang Cong smiled and said, "Then let's take a look at the results of the netizens' vote!"
Everyone looked over and smiled.
At this time, the votes of the four people were soaring.
Among them, one bar chart soared particularly quickly.
So much so that Yang Cong stretched his neck forward, looking confused.
The votes for the Kobolds increased too quickly, and it didn't look like they were going to weaken or stop in the later stages; it was still soaring.
Soon, the Ice Beauty's vote growth slowed down.
Then there's the Rubik's Cube.
There was no way that either of them could get more than three million votes.
Han Zhou's votes are still rising, and the dog-headed man bar chart next to it is much higher than the red duck's.
Yang Cong was confused and whispered to Lu Jin, "It's well received but not popular? Do the audience like dance music?"
Lu Jin didn't know either and shook his head.
The live broadcast is now focused on the big screen and the four singers, but the images of the two people are not broadcast.
Han Zhou's vote count also slowed down.
It finally stopped at 3.73 million votes.
The number of votes for the Kobolds soared all the way until it reached four million votes, then began to slow down, and finally stopped at 4.37 million votes!
That’s more than 600,000 votes more.
Rubik's Cube tilted his head to look at the big screen in disbelief, and his helmet almost fell to the ground.
The ice beauty didn't say anything, just turned around and didn't look.
Zimo on the stage took on the role of host: "Congratulations, Kobold, you've advanced directly to the finals! The other three contestants, get ready for the second round!"
The dog-headed man whispered on the stage: "It's no use praising for so long, I'm still not number one."
The sound is so low that it cannot be broadcast live, and only people standing nearby can hear it.
The Cube looked back at the Kobold again.
While listening to the Kobold singing, Cube felt that his qualification for the finals was secure.
Now, the Magic Cube is very angry and is considering whether to turn against the enemy.
At this time, the Internet was in an uproar, with people discussing it crazily in the super topic.
"No way, the Kobold sang so rubbishly and was off-tune at the end, and he got the most votes?"
"Is it rubbish just because it's out of tune? It sounded pretty good at the beginning, it's just a minor flaw."
"Bullshit, on a stage with top singers as the base and all the superstars, being out of tune is just a minor flaw? Being out of tune is basically a huge joke, how can it be considered a minor flaw?"
"A shady deal? Or is it someone rigging the votes?"
"I laughed. For a show like this, if the production team doesn't agree, can they cheat on the votes?"
"Perhaps, because the real-time ratings were high when the Red Duck sang, the program team wanted the Red Duck to sing one more song?"
"It's possible. No matter how many of the four people come first, it's impossible for the Kobold to be first. He's obviously the worst!"
There are also fans who know who the Kobold is and they are being stubborn: “Are you jealous? I’m jealous that the Kobold made it to the finals. Are you not convinced that you lost?”
Various discussions instantly raised the popularity of the super topic.
While the show is still being broadcast live, the entry about the Kobolds going straight to the finals has already ranked third on the hot search list.
Many people who hadn't had time to watch the show were stunned after taking a glance at it.
Wasn’t the Red Duck in this episode? Six single-episode champions, but didn’t get a direct pass? Did they mess up?!
At this time, the program was playing advertisements and the scene was preparing for the second round of three song performances.
The Red-skinned Duck who sang first should sing first, and the Ice Beauty who sang last should sing last.
Therefore, Han Zhou is already making preparations.
The audience at the scene were also discussing this matter.
Even Yang Cong and Lu Jin were discussing it.
But Yang Cong was mainly confused, and Lu Jin did not answer.
Everyone knows who the Kobold is. Lu Jin is his former teammate. Others can say it, but it is difficult for Lu Jin to say it.
Someone in the audience shouted, "Lu Jin, do you think the vote count is correct?"
Lu Jin was speechless. Which audience member was shouting so loudly?
But Lu Jin was not deaf, and turned around: "How would I know? I personally think the Red Ducks performed better, but it's the audience who voted, not me..."
As he was answering, Lu Jin realized that the person shouting loudly in the audience was an entertainment reporter, so he just shut up.
At this time, Han Zhou was answering the phone.
Wang Xiya called first, and just after she said a few words, An Lan also called.
Wang Xiya called first because Wang Xiya was at the scene, and An Lan was watching TV at home, so there was a time difference.
Han Zhou talked to Wang Xiya for a few words, and then started talking to An Lan.
"It's nothing, I don't really care about it."
"It's the Cube who should turn against me. His chance was squeezed out, not me."
"Oh, Chen Yin, this guy, hype, it really gave me a heads up."
Sure enough, the idol circle in South Korea has begun to land in China.
In the past, this kind of thing happened in the Chinese entertainment industry, but it was always done secretly because everyone still had to save face.
So no one would do anything too outrageous.
But now, anything outrageous could happen because someone had set a bad precedent.
If someone cheats in the future, they will just say, "You dog-headed people can beat the red-skinned ducks. My song has sold three million times. Isn't it normal for my movie to have his 200 million box office?"
"Everyone is operating, and mine is considered a routine operation. You have never seen anything outrageous. The Kobold's live show received 4 million votes. If it is true that there are more than a million votes, I will eat shit..."
After hanging up the phone, Han Zhou closed his eyes and rested.
Now, Han Zhou needs to adjust his state.
Han Zhou was about to go on stage, and the live broadcast had already passed the commercial period and was about to begin.
Mofang came over and patted Han Zhou on the shoulder: "Hold steady."
“It’s the same if we win the final.”
Han Zhou: "You have to lose before you can win back."
"I've never lost, how can I win back?"
The Cube laughed: "That's right, just treat him as a fart."
Is it really that easy?
Han Zhou smiled and said nothing.
At the beginning, Yang Cong started to host the show and invited the first singer of the second round, the Red Duck, to come on stage.
Before switching the camera, the executive director whispered, "Mr. Red Duck, don't let your condition affect you. You must perform well. You will definitely make it to the finals."
It seems that the director team had already thought about it and decided to create some hype and let the kobolds go.
Then let the Red Ducks advance to the finals.
Han Zhou looked at the executive director without saying a word.
The executive director didn't get Han Zhou's confirmation, so he didn't dare to give the signal to cut the camera over. He smiled apologetically: "Come on."
"It's live streaming."
What I mean is, this is a live broadcast, and if there is a problem, it will be a big problem.
Han Zhou wanted to laugh at this, it’s none of his business.
Why does this kind of shit always happen when a variety show is about to reach a happy ending?
So what about live streaming?
What does it have to do with me?
Han Zhou looked at the executive director.
The red-skin duck's head cover is made according to the sweet-skin duck's and looks like a roast duck's head.
But at this moment, it was as if he had brought a knife, and was ferocious.
Although the eyes could not be seen, the executive director always felt that he was going to be punished.
Earlier, the director had already informed Yang Cong to say a few more words.
I came here in person.
As soon as Wang Jietao arrived, he smiled apologetically: "Teacher Red Duck, are you ready?"
Han Zhou: "Wang Jietao, are you talking as fart?"
The staff at the scene turned their heads and pretended not to hear.
Wang Jietao smiled apologetically: "Guangyi Media has invested a lot of resources, just to ask the Kobolds to enter the finals. It will not hinder you from entering the finals."
Han Zhou sneered: "That piece of shit of his is worthy of winning over "A Laugh in the Ocean"?"
"Watch carefully, in the future, in any comment section of Cang Hai Yi Sheng Xiao, there will be people cursing what happened today."
"Remember, Canghai laughed and won second place."
"I can't laugh."
"Let me tell you again, I have planned to win the championship as an all-time champion."
"Not at this time to lose a game to a villain."
"Now you can choose to let me go on stage or not. It depends on your courage."
Wang Jietao was stunned.
How did he know that Han Zhou had been thinking this way ?
Originally, Wang Jietao thought that Han Zhou participated in the program just for the money, which was different from the other superstars who participated in the program who pursued fairness.
Therefore, the Kobolds were specially arranged to the second round of the semi-finals.
Now that Han Zhou said this directly, Wang Jietao was really a little scared.
However, Wang Jietao changed his mind and thought, it’s a live broadcast. Even if you go on stage, would you dare to lift the table?
Wang Jietao probably forgot that Han Zhou is a mentally ill person.
Wang Jietao also forgot that before your Lizhi TV, Han Zhou had been banned by Shanghai TV and Yanjing TV.
Wang Jietao never expected that what Han Zhou was doing now was to dig up the ancestral graves of all major TV stations. Everyone would have no choice but to hate Han Zhou and be helpless.
At this time, Wang Jietao pressed the button to switch the lens.
During the live broadcast, the camera switched to the red-skinned duck.
The red-skinned duck looked at the camera, turned his head to look forward, and walked towards the stage.
Since the entire crown cannot be removed.
Then let's try a more exciting and thrilling way of revealing the secret.
A curse song.
A song prepared for Han Zhou to unveil his mask.
A song for ordinary people.
After all, Han Zhou is sick.
Or is this world sick?
Was it Han Zhou who was wrong, or was it the world that was wrong?
After this sigh, Han Zhou will leave the most glorious mark in the history of Chinese music.
Originally, there were no four treasures of the study and desks to compose this piece.
Originally, An Lan should have won all the music awards this year, but after tonight, half of the awards will go to Han Zhou.
At this moment, Han Zhou just wants to thank all the people who are working for profit.
You are not seeking profit.
You are asking for a hammer.
You are not functioning.
You are courting death.
You are not being stupid.
You are really stupid, stupid enough to offend a mentally ill person.

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