Chapter 1238 Do you prefer fried rice or omelette rice?
The big one is coming, right?
Time travelers gather together, those whose main world is destined to usher in the apocalyptic destruction plot please leave.
Gu Sanqiu wasn't sure about the others, but he was sure to leave.
After saying the last sentence "Be careful", the content of the letter ended. It seemed that B was just re-recording the files left by Gu Sanqiu.
If Gu Sanqiu had not had the experience in the Xumi World Tree Space, he might not have quite understood this, but after that he understood it.
If I don't hold back, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back, and even if I do, I'll be killed instantly by the boss.
"Although it's a little strange, I finally figured out my life story. I should say I figured out part of it."
Gu Sanqiu felt a little strange inside. He didn't expect that what he had said to Hanhan back then would come true.
It is very difficult for a powerful non-human with strength to transform into a human.
And there's that guy.
The intelligent old man buried deep underground in Heguan.
What he said to Gu Sanqiu back then, "Rocks are flesh and blood, and beautiful jades are tendons and bones", may not really be a rhetorical device after all.
The main focus is realism.
Gu Sanqiu looked at the letter of candy in his hand, and swallowed it without hesitation.
There is no need to find such a weird carrier to provide information, and there is no need to say "it's edible, really edible" a thousand times in the notes.
This is no longer a hint, but a pure indication, the kind that can be easily figured out with a little thought.
There is a second letter.
Most of what is said in it is content that is not even safe to record in the text of another world and let the power of the world confront it.
[Ahaha, there was a loud bang in the sky, and I made a brilliant appearance. I knew I was not an idiot! ]
[This thing is indeed edible, but it’s a pity that the deep sea representing sweetness has been dug out by me, and the inside is a complete phonograph]
[You kid, why didn’t you think about finding a partner ? Wait for her to grow up for five hundred years and then I’ll go out and curry favor with her. Maybe I can bring her back to find a husband and kill the mastermind behind Teyvat at the same time.]
[Isn’t it delicious to have a good life? ]
Gu Sanqiu's face darkened. He refused to answer such a ridiculous question, nor did he intend to admit that the man outside had a close relationship with him.
But this also seems to be a problem . Since the two Gu Sanqiu are already very obvious, how did this one get out?
[Okay, I won’t nag you anymore. The following is a fairy tale segment. It’s only once, so listen carefully.]
[This is the fairy tale I paid a lot of money to have someone simulate and write]
[Once upon a time, there was a glorious kingdom in heaven... Sorry for the interruption, I'll start over]
[Once upon a time, the boundless chaos gave birth to the heavens and myriad worlds, a newborn and tender world reflected seven stars of different colors]
[If the chaos of heaven and earth is like a chicken egg, then this little new world is a magical seven-yolked egg. No matter where it is placed, it is a very precious material for world research.]
[One day, when Passerby A was passing through the boundless chaos, he saw this seven-yolked egg. As a glutton and a greedy cat, Passerby A subconsciously wanted to take it for himself]
[I'm hungry and want to eat egg fried rice]
[Passerby A made a mess of seven egg yolks. All seven yolks were broken and had to be mixed with the egg whites.]
[Only one step away from becoming a complete and pure egg liquid]
[Passerby A was very satisfied with his actions. He used his own power and the energy of chaos to set up a tent to block the wind and rain, confuse the beasts, and prepare to feast.]
[But usually at this time, the plot twist occurs, just like if you stay overnight in a mountain temple, there is a high probability that a strange guy will want to harm you.]
[It doesn't matter if she's a beautiful lady or a bandit, she has no good intentions.]
[Passerby B, who is also a greedy glutton, appears and he also discovers this precious seven-yolked egg]
[But the problem is that he wants to eat curry beef brisket omelette rice, not egg fried rice, and he doesn’t want to share it with passerby A. They both want to have it all to themselves.]
[Thus, a fierce battle broke out between the egg fried rice lovers and the omelette rice fanatics, each wanting to prove that the other's favorite dish was heresy and that their own was the most orthodox]
[But here comes the second abrupt twist. If this were written into a novel, readers would surely criticize it for being too abrupt and distracting.]
[The egg yolk that is about to mix with the egg white to become egg liquid has become a spirit. The terrifying Egg Yolk King has absorbed the egg white and the power of chaos from the outside world and used it for his own benefit. Today, he is going to fight to the death with Passerby A and Passerby B.]
[A passerby wants to use seven-yolk eggs to cook, and the Egg Yolk King also wants to make two passersby into a barbecue platter with various flavors]
[The battle became more and more intense, until both passers-by were wrapped in the semi-finished egg liquid, just like ordinary people trapped in a swamp]
[If this were another channel, there would be some weird plots that you can’t watch even if you pay]
[The Egg Yolk King is no match for passers-by, but he doesn’t let them have an easy time either]
[The two passers-by wrapped in egg liquid are in a headache because they are now unable to peel off the egg liquid that is like super glue]
[After two abrupt and disgusting turns, the passers-by who were supposed to be diners were successfully mashed together by the egg liquid]
[If there is a similar but additional twist, these gourmets may become food themselves]
[But there was no twist after that. It seems that the new author named "Destiny" also felt that too many twists and turns like this would be bad.]
[It's a pity that the Egg Yolk King has lost his power, but the two passers-by cannot continue processing the semi-finished egg liquid.]
[To put it simply, it's stuck there]
[Egg Yolk King’s goal is basically to destroy himself and his enemies together, so he is not considered. The two passers-by are also very confident in their cooking skills.]
[But they were caught in the act. Or rather, even though they realized that the breaking of the eggshell would cause the invasion of the unknown chaotic force, they were helpless.]
[Again, stuck]
[This card lasted for thousands of years, until one day, the golden star twins arrived. After traveling through a vast sea of stars, they were instantly spotted by two passers-by.]
[Excellent materials. In other words, if we use the symbolic concept of alchemy to explain, they should be super-ultimate existences like the Philosopher's Stone, and can even be regarded as holy objects.]
[That is a true miracle, an absolute panacea]
[Perhaps in an unknown corner, the remaining will of the Egg Yolk King has also cast its gaze, intending to do something]
[This is the ending of the fairy tale, or a disgusting chapter, but it is called blank space by people with high emotional intelligence]
[Some people may know the general story, but only those who have experienced it personally know the subsequent legends.]
[Or, you are rewriting your own legendary path on this continent]
[Oh, by the way, one last thing, I still prefer to eat soft-boiled eggs, the kind with some soy sauce. After eating the poached eggs, you can also use the soy sauce at the bottom of the bowl to mix with rice, which tastes very fragrant]
Gu Sanqiu: “…Fuck.”
He really couldn't hold it back this time.
Is this a fairy tale?
You're telling me this is a fairy tale?!
The special nouns that appear throughout the article are all full of extremely dangerous metaphors. This is a shitty fairy tale.
In the Seven Kingdoms of the World, if a book like this filled with dangerous metaphors can be put on the shelves for even one day, it would be a serious dereliction of duty by the regulatory and intelligence agencies.
Who taught you to write fairy tales like this!
