Chapter 1200 Strawberries or Black Mulberries?
Gu Sanqiu laughed and didn't believe his nonsense at all.
"Your previous gloves were long, almost enough to cover your elbows. The new ones are the length of black silk gloves. Do you think I will believe it?"
Gu Sanqiu calmly took out the gloves he had snatched that year and showed them off.
"See, female version, you don't think this thing can't cover that tattoo if it's longer, do you?"
Back then, I was thinking about studying the magical uses of these gloves that could give the devil his heart and soul, but now it seems there is no need.
Anyway, his own God's Heart has already been given away, so other demon gods are no longer within Gu Sanqiu's consideration.
Need the Heart of God?
It’s okay. If it doesn’t work, you can call the doctor and we can all get it together.
Albedo remained silent. He didn't understand what the similarities were between his alchemical gloves and the black silk gloves that Gu Sanqiu mentioned.
Gu Sanqiu was just about to say that there was only one truth.
"You're not just putting on a coat, you've changed your entire outfit from head to toe, and even put on a turtleneck shirt underneath. You're going on a blind date, right? What kind of beauty is worthy of you treating her like this?"
"Daji is still alive?"
Albedo was stunned: "Daji, who is it?"
Wait a moment.
Gu Sanqiu was stunned for a moment, and then an expression of heartache surged into his heart.
"Did you betray me?!"
"You actually betrayed our 'Single Brotherhood', Albedo, you are no longer pure!"
Albedo was stunned. "Where did this damn brotherhood come from? Isn't there only one Ten Gold Society under your name?"
"I just thought of it. There are only two of us in the team right now. I'll let you be the second-in-command. Are you going to thank me very much?"
Albedo felt that if he were an ordinary person, he would probably be so angry at Gu Sanqiu that he would vomit blood.
"What's the basis for what you said?"
Gu Sanqiu gathered sand and made himself a small stool.
"From a common sense perspective, one time when I was drinking in a small restaurant in Guiliyuan, I happened to meet Chao Xi, a famous scumbag in Liyue."
I don’t know if that kid was captured by anyone after the activities in Qingce Village.
"Then, he came over to me and had two drinks."
Albedo asked: "Why are you so close to a scumbag?"
“That’s not the point.”
Gu Sanqiu waved his hand and said, "The point is that the boy was here in Guiliyuan on a hot day, but he was wearing a high-necked shirt similar to yours."
"I thought the guy was possessed by evil spirits and was ready to give him a physical attack."
"Then, Chao Xi turned down his collar and showed it to me. There were some marks on it that hadn't disappeared yet. I heard that they were left by a particularly hot female friend."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Albedo with a subtle expression: "But he had work that day and had to go out and show his face. In order not to be laughed at or discovered by other old lovers who might run into him, he changed into that piece of clothing."
"Well, if he hadn't told me how those marks were caused, I would have pinned him down and sent him to Bubulu, treating him as if he had a disease that could be transmitted."
Albedo: ...
"I suddenly want to go to Liyue and complain to your parents that you slandered the captain of the investigation team of the Knights of Favonius. This may cause a diplomatic conflict."
Gu Sanqiu commented directly: "He is anxious."
Albedo drew his sword and chopped: "Give me your head!"
"I'm in a hurry, hey~"
Possessed by the divine armor, Gu Sanqiu was laughing and joking, and he reached out his dirty hands towards Albedo's clothes despite Albedo's attack.
"You want my head, right? Look, I'm going to take the initiative and strip your clothes off first!"
Gu Sanqiu let out an extremely loud roar, and the sound wave vibrations directly caused a small-scale artificial sandstorm.
"Let me have some rest!"
So, when Jinmao and others opened the door of the ruins from the inside, they were greeted by dust and sand that was as heavy as the blows of weapons, and they could vaguely see two people fighting in the center area.
"What are these two doing?"
Yu Jian was speechless at the two noisy guys. He waved his hand and deployed a curtain of fire to offset the impact of the sand and dust.
Dixia thought for a moment, then took out the small dagger she had kept on her body for emergencies, and reached out.
With a click, the dagger broke into two pieces. The cut was so smooth that it could even be used as a large full-length mirror for the little bug.
"Wow, looks like we still have to wait until the boss is defeated?"
Dixia shrugged: "Anyway, I don't want to go in and die. This is too dangerous."
"But I have learned a lot. I originally thought that we would not be able to understand the fights between powerful people like the boss."
Dixia said: "But now it seems that they are no ."
Yu Jian's face darkened: "No, that's because they didn't fight seriously at all."
If these two people really fight, the attacks and defenses of either side will be able to satisfy Dixia's fantasy.
But now, we can only say that these two guys are really shameless. They probably never considered whether they would be seen by others.
"I say, you two are almost there!"
Yu Jian acted like an "elder" and gently patted Keli's little head.
Little Red Riding Hood was very knowledgeable. She took out her launcher with crayon pictures printed on it and loaded the bomb into it.
Klee saluted Yu Jian in a proper manner.
"Brother Yujian, the Knight of Favonius, Klee, is ready. The 'Captain's Painful Type 3 Bomb' is ready to be loaded!"
"Let them sober up. They won't get hurt anyway."
"yes!"
With a loud bang, air waves and shocks continued to be transmitted from the end of the launcher, and some sculptures inside the ruins at the rear were blown to and fro.
Yu Jian's attack was accompanied by a firing sound. After slashing out a half-moon of flame, it passed over the bomb first and split the outer layer of the artificial sandstorm first, ensuring that the bomb could fall accurately next to the two guys.
Obviously, Yu Jian felt that the power of this bomb was much greater than his own hasty attack.
"Calm down, you two lunatics!"
Two sharp rays of light cut the bomb at the same time, half of it quickly turned into rock, and the other half was instantly decomposed by the Yanghua instrument.
"Stop struggling, I'm going to take your clothes off today!"
Yu Jian's eyes narrowed, Kong raised his eyebrows, and then subconsciously reached out to cover Klee and Paimon's eyes.
Dixia started to watch the show, and most of the others had similar thoughts.
"Boss, do you have this hobby?"
"No, don't think too much."
The dust cleared, and Gu Sanqiu's dragon claws rested on Albedo's shoulders, while the latter's sword blade stopped on the former's chest.
It seems that we can't go on.
I didn't find the strawberry mark, but I seemed to have found some subtle mulberry dots.
Gu Sanqiu smiled and waved to everyone: "It's nothing, it's just a joke. After all, waiting for you is a bit boring, so I might as well practice."
Everyone in Xumi:?
An aftermath environment of this intensity is actually just a joke?
