Chapter 12: Cramping "Zombie"
Dean Qi, the vice president of the Seventh Hospital! For Zhang Dadao, this person is an acquaintance. However, he is the dean, and he does not usually meet him, so he is not very familiar with him. However, Zhang Dadao also knows that this vice president Qi is a very rigid person, and he hates patients causing trouble the most. Being summoned by him, I am afraid it will not be so easy to fool him!
What Zhang Dadao feared most was that there would be additional punishment. If he had to stay between the "movie king" and the "writer" for a few days, he would be forced into trouble. Listening to two mentally ill people seriously discussing acting skills, script adaptation, etc. Their logic was so messed up that even if he wasn't crazy, he would be driven crazy, not to mention that Zhang Dadao himself was not normal.
Zhang Dadao could fool around with Su Jinjin. As for Fatty Guo, as long as he was not caught with evidence, he would be isolated for a few days at most. However, Dean Qi was not so easy to deal with. As the dean, he had enough power to mess with Zhang Dadao. Apart from anything else, just asking Zhang Dadao to resume taking the medicine after he had stopped taking it was enough for Zhang Dadao to suffer.
Zhang Dadao sighed all the way into the duty room, and saw a thin old doctor sitting behind the desk, who looked like an expert in the eyes of ordinary people. Sitting opposite him was also a young doctor, who came in with Su Jinjin because of the residency training program. This young doctor was a bit arrogant, and Zhang Dadao never liked him very much.
After entering the room, Zhang Dadao stood at attention, looking very positive and energetic, and said in a loud voice: "President Qi, I heard you were looking for me?"
Dean Qi then raised his head, pushed his wooden-framed glasses, nodded at Zhang Dadao, and said with a kind smile, "Dadao is here, come and sit, come and sit!"
Zhang Dadao hurried over and sat down. The young doctor also stood up and said he was going to make an inspection and left the duty room. Dean Qi then said, "Dadao? You have been in our hospital for quite a while. You know everything you should know, and your condition is basically stable. So why did something like this happen yesterday? Doctor Chen just passed away, and you made such a scene. It's not good for the dean and me!"
Zhang Dadao shuddered, knowing that it was useless to talk nonsense to the old man, because he was the one who instigated it anyway. He couldn't put the blame on the "movie king". Zhang Dadao nodded and admitted his mistake: "Dean Qi, I really know I was wrong. I saw the 'movie king' stealing the white coat, and I wanted to tease him, but I didn't expect him to be so bold and go straight to the outpatient department to cause trouble!"
"You didn't expect it or you just don't want to think about it?" Qi Yuanzi pointed directly at people's hearts and said, "You followed me all the way just to watch the excitement. However, I also know your situation. This time I locked you up for a few days, which is also a punishment. But I'm going to say it in advance. Before the new director comes, you are not allowed to cause trouble for me! Otherwise, it won't be solved by isolating you for a few days!"
Zhang Dadao was greatly relieved when he heard that there would be no additional punishment. He swore and promised to behave himself! Dean Qi then laughed and scolded him and drove him out. As soon as he went out, Zhang Dadao collapsed, and as if he had used up all his strength, he rolled his eyes and let out a long breath. The voice of the elusive old man Han came to his ears:
"Oh, you were so powerful when you were causing trouble, but you are so scared now? Didn't you say that you are the reincarnation of the thirteenth generation Heavenly Master? You are even afraid of the vice president of a mental hospital?"
Zhang Dadao turned around and saw the old man hiding behind a potted plant in the hallway, happily watching Zhang Dadao's excitement. Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and squatted beside him, saying, "The county magistrate should take care of it now. I, the Heavenly Master, have finally learned some tricks from here. If he restores my medicine, he will ruin it again!"
Old Man Han said happily: "Can emotional stability be used as a medicine to disperse qigong?"
Zhang Dadao nodded seriously, and then heard a loud "clang" from the other side. Zhang Dadao jumped up and ran to the corner to look. At a glance, he saw a man in his twenties standing in front of the window with a weird posture. Not far from him was the doctor who had been on patrol before. There was a stainless steel plate on the ground. What was the doctor saying to the man?
Zhang Dadao turned his head and asked, "Old Man Han, when did the zombies come out from the upper three floors?" As soon as he asked this, Zhang Dadao was stunned again. Old Man Han disappeared again without knowing when! Zhang Dadao couldn't help but curse:
"You disappear when you're needed!"
Then he turned around and looked towards the place where the accident happened.
This "zombie" is not a real zombie, nor is it another name for a disease. It refers to the patient with a strange standing posture. This patient called a zombie is also a strange person. He was admitted to the hospital for three days and was moved to the upper three floors because he showed a strong tendency to self-harm. He was isolated and observed for three days for the second time, and then he was moved to the sponge room and put on a straitjacket. This happened two months ago, and I didn't expect him to come down now.
Zhang Dadao watched secretly for a while, and then walked over slowly after the doctor left. He came to the zombie and said with a smile: "Hey, zombie, you came down? So? You don't want to try your quick recovery method? Didn't you say you can do quick recovery? Just like Wolverine?"
"Hmph!" The "zombie" snorted and said, "You fooled me! In fact, as long as I can freely control the growth of my hair, it can be considered as a preliminary control over my body!"
Zhang Dadao laughed loudly, looking at the weird standing posture of the "zombie", and said: "Control hair growth? Have you watched too much One Piece? Life return! What is this you are doing now? Is it the standing practice? Which school or sect? Even this Heavenly Master has never seen it? Otherwise, kowtow to me and I will teach you the Righteous Heart Five Thunder Posture. How about it? It will definitely be better than yours!"
The "zombie" curled his lips and said disdainfully: "All of your stuff is feudal superstition and pseudoscience. I'm standing with my joints. It's ergonomic and it saves the most effort. I'm just taking a rest! "
Zhang Dadao immediately got interested and asked, "What joint standing method is that? Tell me about it. It looks more reliable than your quick recovery method. At least there are results in sight. This is like performance art!"
The "zombie" seemed to have been locked up for a long time. When he heard this, he didn't care about the feud between him and Zhang Dadao anymore, and said leisurely:
"This is what I figured out recently. To really relax your body, you have to do this! Stand still and relax first. Don't think too much. Just think about relaxing your body's muscles. Then slowly find the junction of each joint, relax each bone, and place it firmly on the bone below. Just like playing with building blocks, start from the ankle and put the bones in place little by little. At this time, you must pay attention to relaxing your muscles and breathing steadily and evenly. Don't be anxious or nervous. In fact, the most important thing is to balance the relaxed muscles and find that balance point. After standing well, you will find that you will not feel tired even if you stand like this for a long time. Although it looks like you are not standing very straight, and even a little bent, it is actually very relaxing."
The "zombie" was really pent up, and when Zhang Dadao asked, he poured out a lot of things. Zhang Dadao was confused, but he still understood the general meaning. After hearing this, Zhang Dadao smiled and gave the "zombie" a thumbs up. The "zombie" was happy, and when he thought Zhang Dadao admired him, Zhang Dadao walked past him and said:
"I don't understand ergonomics, so let's not worry about whether what you said makes sense or not. Even if it does, what good is your ability other than being able to stand longer than others when you're punished?"
After saying that, he fiercely raised his middle finger at the "zombie", which was so angry that the "zombie" couldn't even maintain the joint standing posture. Its body tilted and fell to the ground, then it twitched and held its calf, crying "ah ah".
Zhang Dadao turned around and laughed, "See! I told you it was useless! You're getting cramps from standing so hard."
