Chapter 113: Joking and Disturbing Me, and You Too

Shi Wudu was pushed hard by him, and the dignified water master almost fell to the ground, looking embarrassed and stunned. After a long while, he said, "Qingxuan, it's my brother."

Shi Qingxuan yelled: "I know it's you!!!"

Since you know that it is Shi Wudu and not that he is mentally confused and unable to recognize people, why do you still react like this?

Shi Wudu stretched out his hand again: "It's okay..." Shi Qingxuan opened it and said: "It's okay! How can it be okay! Don't talk anymore, ah! I can't stand it!"

As soon as these words came out, not only Master Wudu, but also Lingwen and Pei Ming who had just returned from instructing his subordinates all changed their expressions. Pei Ming said, "Qingxuan, don't be silly. You are slapping your brother in the face and pouring arsenic into your heart by saying this."


Normally, Master Qingxuan would have said something to Pei Ming when he heard him speak, but now he just held his head in silence, ignoring him completely. He muttered to himself like a ghost: "I don't want to hear anything. Don't say anything. Let me calm down. Go away. Go away quickly!!!"

Shi Wu Du finally couldn't bear it anymore.

He shouted, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Ling Wen also said: "Master Fengshi, if you have any problem, just tell us. It will be easier to solve it if you tell us..."

Shi Qingxuan shouted angrily, “Don’t you understand what I’m saying?! All of you, get out of here, can you please? Ah!!! Ah!!!!” He roared like a madman, and even spat out a mouthful of blood. Xie Lian said, “Master Fengshi!”

Shi Wudu took his pulse and felt it for a moment. His expression suddenly became scarier than a ghost, as if he was going to spit out blood. Xie Lian said, "Master Water Master, Master Wind Master, what's wrong?" As he was about to reach out to feel it, Shi Wudu suddenly opened his hand and glared at him, as if he would never let Xie Lian find out what was going on with Shi Qingxuan. Then, he said to his brother, "You are sick, you are scared, I will take you back to treat your illness. I will definitely be able to cure you."



Shi Qingxuan stared into his eyes and said word by word: "I'm not sick. You should know best whether I am sick or not! Don't think I'm crazy, I'm very sober, I've never been so sober before!"

Shi Wudu grabbed him and dragged him to the car, shouting, "You don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

Shi Qingxuan screamed wildly: "Brother Ming, Brother Ming, save me, Your Highness the Crown Prince, save me!"

He stretched out his hands and grabbed one in each hand. Xie Lian and Ming Yi both held his outstretched hands, but Shi Wudu dragged him away rudely, saying, "Let's go. It's okay. Brother is here."

Shi Qingxuan was still yelling, and Pei Ming and Ling Wen helped Shi Wudu hold him down. Ming Yi said, "Your brother doesn't want to go back with you!"

Xie Lian also said, “The White Word Immortal has not been dealt with yet, Master Water Master, what are you going to do…”

Shi Wudu said sternly, "What Baihua Zhenxian? I don't know what you are talking about. He is sick and his mind is confused, that's all!"

Xie Lian said, “But Master Feng…”

Shi Wudu interrupted them and said, "This is my brother, wouldn't I do the best for him? My family affairs are not for you two outsiders to worry about! Please don't talk nonsense outside, just take care of yourselves!" After that, he waved his hand in front of Shi Qingxuan, brushed down his face, knocked him unconscious, and forced him into the golden carriage. Although his words were harsh, Xie Lian was stunned. This was true. After all, Shi Wudu was Shi Qingxuan's biological brother. Would he harm Shi Qingxuan? Besides, there were two other priests accompanying him. It would be safest to go back with them. Now that the family members have come forward, how can outsiders continue to interfere?

The broken fan of the wind master fell to the ground and no one cared about it. Ling Wen picked it up and said to Xie Lian and the others, "Your Highness, Master Earth Master, please don't be surprised. Master Water Master is also worried because of his concern. This is a family matter and family disgrace should not be made public. I hope you two will keep your mouth shut. I will apologize to you two one day." After a few pleasantries, he hurriedly got on the car. The golden car rumbled and took off from the ground. Looking at the smoke and haze gradually disappearing in the night sky, Xie Lian was sure that the Water Master really took the wind master away, and they, after tossing for a long time, were really left here.

Ming Yi turned to leave, but Xie Lian came back to his senses and said, “Master Earth Master!”

Mingyi paused, turned around and gave him a meaningful look, and said, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about Huacheng."

Xie Lian heaved a sigh of relief and said, “Thank you very much. Would you like to go up and see Master Fengshi?”

Ming Yi nodded, turned around and continued walking. Although Xie Lian was also worried about the Wind Master, the great medical immortals in the Heavenly Palace were more useful than him, and Shi Wudu would definitely not want outsiders to see his brother's crazy state. No matter how he thought about it, now was not a good time to visit him. On the contrary, Hua Cheng's sudden departure just now made him even more worried. After weighing the pros and cons, he decided to go find Hua Cheng first. After making up his mind, Xie Lian left the wine table and hurried on the night road. But he couldn't use the teleportation machine, nor did he have a bronze horse and a golden carriage. He could only rely on his legs to run on the mountain road. As he walked, he thought to himself: "What exactly happened to Sanlang? Looking at his expression and listening to his tone just now, it seems that the situation is not light. I hope I can help him a little this time."

After walking for less than an incense stick, he suddenly felt that the road ahead was filled with evil spirits and his vision was unclear. He couldn't help but slow down his pace and thought to himself, "No way. What did I encounter again?"

Standing on the side of the road, watching the changes for a long time, a strange horn sounded from the evil spirit ahead.

"Ah, ah, ah."

"Ah, ah, ah."

At the end of the road ahead, an extremely tall black shadow appeared in the distance.

It was tall and black, and there seemed to be a shadow floating in the air. It was hard to tell what it was. Xie Lian had never seen anything of this shape before, but it was indeed a huge monster. He could not help but take a step back cautiously, his left hand ready to strike, and his right hand on the hilt of the Fangxin sword.

After a moment, the huge creature slowly emerged from the mist. Xie Lian opened his eyes slightly wide. It turned out to be a gorgeous sedan chair.

The sedan chair was very gorgeous, with a golden canopy with delicate tassels and flowing gauze. If someone sat on it, they would be blocked by the charming red curtain, with only an intriguing shadow. The sedan chair was carried by four unusually tall golden skeletons, who shouted "Ah, ah, ah" and "Ah, ah" as they hurried on their way. There were a few will-o'-the-wisp floating around the skulls of each skeleton, turning around, as if they were used for lighting, because whenever they reached a dark place, the will-o'-the-wisp would suddenly burn very vigorously.

This scene was so bizarre and weird that Xie Lian couldn't help but stare in amazement, thinking that maybe he had encountered a ghost lady from some family who was having a tryst with her lover. He quickly stepped aside and made way. Unexpectedly, the four golden skeletons carrying the gorgeous sedan chair stopped in front of him and turned their skulls in unison.


The jaw of a golden skeleton creaked, and a human voice came from somewhere, trembling, "The Lord City Lord asked us to come and pick up the Crown Prince of Xianle Kingdom. Is that you?"

“…”


Lord City Lord, it must be Hua Cheng. Xie Lian moved his hand down from the hilt of the sword and said, "It's me."

The skeletons seemed extremely happy, lowered the sedan chair, and said, "Come on, let's go!"

Should he let these four golden skeletons carry him to see Hua Cheng? Xie Lian gritted his teeth and said, “This… isn’t very convenient, is it?”

"No. It's not inconvenient. That's what we do."

"Your Highness, please come up! The city lord is waiting for you."

So, Xie Lian carefully stepped onto the sedan chair, lifted the veil, sat on it, and said, "Thank you for your help."

The golden skeletons were delighted and were making some clattering noises that made no one know what they were saying. They lifted the sedan chair high and it began to shake on the mountain road.

The sedan chair was equipped with a soft brocade seat, which was very comfortable. Xie Lian sat upright in the middle, feeling that it was a little wide for one person. The sedan chair seemed to be swaying and shaking when carried by the golden skeletons, but in fact, it was very stable after sitting on it. It moved very fast, faster than flying with a sword, and except for the golden skeletons who liked to shout some strange slogans, there was almost no sound, which was much quieter than the rumbling bronze horse and golden carriage, and even more mysterious.

In the past, when Xie Lian was the crown prince, he also occasionally traveled in a sedan chair. At that time, he was still young, sitting on his father or mother's lap, carried by carefully selected palace servants, and surrounded by people, which was very impressive. When he grew up, he didn't like to sit so much. This was the first time he was carried by these things to run, and he couldn't help feeling strange. After running for a while, he suddenly felt a group of green ghost lights in front of him through the gauze curtain, and there were whispers from the front, saying, "Who is coming? If you want to pass through this cemetery, don't you have to leave something behind?"


They actually encountered wild ghosts blocking the road, and the blacks ate the blacks, the ghosts ate the ghosts, and even ate Hua Cheng's head. The skeletons laughed and said, "What do you want to leave behind?"

Xie Lian was just thinking about whether or not to go out and deal with it, when he heard those tiny voices screaming, “Oh my, my, I’m so sorry! We were blinded and didn’t realize it was City Lord Hua’s sedan chair! Go back to the grave, everyone! Please feel free to pass by, my lords are magnanimous, please feel free to pass by!”

The golden skeletons said, "It's too late. The city lord has instructed that the prince sitting on the sedan chair must not be bumped into at all. Now that we have delayed his journey, you can decide what to do!"

Hearing the ghosts and wolves howling all around, Xie Lian couldn’t help himself and said, “Well, forget it. Since we’re on our way, let’s not worry about it.”

The skeletons said, "Since Your Highness says so, let's let them go. You'll get a good deal!"

Xie Lian added, “But remember not to stop people on the road and harm them.”

The wild ghosts said happily: "No, no, no, we guarantee that this has never happened! Thank you, sir!"

The skeletons shouted, "Let's go!"

As he passed by, Xie Lian could faintly hear the female ghosts muttering curiously from underground: “Hey, tell me, which prince is sitting on this chariot? I have never heard of City Lord Hua carrying anyone else on this golden chariot.”

"If it was a girl, it would be nice. But it's a boy, which is really strange."

Xie Lian thought, “What’s so strange about this?”

The next moment, the female ghosts said, "Yes. I said before that this sedan chair must be for the Madam to sit on!"

………………

After days of traveling, Xie Lian sat on the sedan chair and felt a little sleepy. He rested his forehead with his hand and took a short rest. After a while, he noticed that the sedan chair had stopped again. Xie Lian asked in a daze, "What happened?"

He thought he had encountered another wild ghost blocking the road. Just as he finished speaking, the sedan chair sank slightly, and a man came up, lifted the veil, and whispered, "Brother?"

Xie Lian rubbed his eyes, squinted them, looked outside, and asked, “Sanlang?”


The person who came was naturally Hua Cheng. Seeing Xie Lian's hazy and half-awake appearance, he was slightly startled. Xie Lian sat up a little embarrassedly, coughed lightly, and said, "I accidentally fell asleep."

Then, Hua Cheng smiled, sat up as well, and said, "Brother is just too tired. Come on, squeeze in. Don't blame me, brother."

Xie Lian nodded and tried to sit to the right, trying to make more room for Hua Cheng, but Hua Cheng put his arm around his right shoulder and pulled it back, saying, “No need. It’s wide enough.”

In fact, it was not enough. This sedan chair was also cleverly designed. It was wide enough for one person, but a bit crowded for two people. Unless one person sat on the other's lap like Xie Lian did when he was a child, it would be just right. Xie Lian said, "You just left at a coincidence. Three priests came down from the Heavenly Palace at once."

Hua Cheng snorted, "Three cancers, huh? I expected that."

Xie Lian asked jokingly, “Is that why you ran away?”

Hua Cheng also jokingly replied: "No, I went to call a car. How about it, brother, is my ghost car of the underworld much more interesting than those bronze horses and golden cars of the gods in the heavenly court?"

Xie Lian said, “Interesting, very interesting.” He laughed for a few seconds, but then he couldn’t laugh anymore when he remembered the Wind Master’s strange behavior. He straightened his face and said, “By the way, Sanlang, what was it that you wanted to tell me just now?”


Inadvertently, the two of them met each other's eyes. Hua Cheng still held Xie Lian's right shoulder, not letting go, as if he was holding him in his arms. If you look from the outside, you can only see two overlapping figures in the veil of the sedan chair, leaning against each other, inseparable. And inside the red curtain, Hua Cheng smiled.

He said, "Brother, let's get married."

“…”

Xie Lian was bewildered: “…Ah?”

Such a gaze, such words, so close, so close, so nowhere to hide. Suddenly, Xie Lian's eyes were full of colors, his mind was blank, and his whole body was frozen. Frostier than a zombie.

Seeing his state, Hua Cheng retracted his arm and said with a grin, "I was just kidding. Are you scared, brother?"

“…”

Xie Lian finally came back to his senses and said, “…You are so naughty. How can you joke about something like that?”

He was more than just frightened. He was so frightened that his heart almost stopped. He even felt a little annoyed that he didn't even notice.

Hua Cheng laughed and said, "My fault."

He stretched out his long legs, crossed them, and held them in front of him. He shook his boots, and the silver chains collided, making a clear jingling sound. He was really naughty. In the past, Xie Lian would have thought that his youthful nature was very interesting and cute, but now, for some reason, he was disturbed by the sound and couldn't calm down. He was inexplicably annoyed and stunned for a long time. He couldn't help but say it again in his heart: "How can you joke about such words..."

But, think about it, it makes sense. It is precisely because I really don't care that I can make fun of it.

Hua Cheng noticed that he looked strange, and sat up straight, saying, "Your Highness, don't mind it. I was wrong just now. I will never make such a joke again."

Seeing him apologize so earnestly, Xie Lian felt guilty instead. He thought, "Are you stupid? It was just a joke, what's the big deal? Besides, Sanlang just said 'let's get married', but he didn't say who to marry, so what are you thinking? Come back! Now! Right now!!!"

After slapping himself in the face several times in his heart, Xie Lian calmed himself down and said with a smile, “No, no, no, what have you done wrong? Don’t get me wrong, I was just thinking about Master Feng, so I looked a little serious.”

Hua Cheng said: "Oh? Shui Hengtian has come down, so his problem should be solved."

Both of them cooperated very well. Xie Lian thought seriously, shook his head slightly, and said, "Sanlang, do you really think this matter has been resolved? I always feel that this is just the beginning."

Shi Qingxuan has always been respectful and loving to his brother. He just escaped from danger and saw his brother's face. He saw this reaction, which made him have a terrible idea - could the person who tricked Shi Qingxuan into opening the door be Shi Wudu?


Although Shi Wudu should have been with Lingwen and General Pei at the time, it was not particularly difficult for a powerful priest to use the clone technique to do something. He was about to continue to tell Huacheng about his doubts and speculations, but Huacheng said, "No. This matter is over."

His tone was so firm that Xie Lian was startled and asked, “Sanlang?”

Hua Cheng stared at him and said, "Brother, do you believe me?"

Xie Lian also stared at him and said, “I believe it.”

Hua Cheng said slowly: "Then, believe me: Wind Master, Water Master, Earth Master, Ling Wen, Pei Ming. The farther you stay from these priests, the better."


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