Chapter 111: Fengdu Guest (I)
On the empty No. 414 bus, the strange driver was looking at Lu Ren with a smile and asked, "Why do you keep a xu kai?"
Although the driver in front of him had friendly eyes and a kind voice, and did not show any hostility towards Lu Ren at first glance, but... was that really the case?
Lu Renke didn't dare to let his guard down. His back was pressed against the bus door, and he was like a frightened cat that was tense.
Lu Ren knew clearly in his heart that no matter what the driver's intentions were, he was definitely not as amiable as he looked.
Because beneath the seemingly friendly greetings, an extremely strong attitude of control was revealed.
You know, Lu Ren had already shown obvious resistance at this moment, but the driver still had no intention of opening the door, and it was obvious that he was not going to let him leave just like that.
What's more, the waiter who was just in the Dragon Palace under the sea suddenly transformed and appeared in a human city driving a bus. It can't be said to be a coincidence, right?
He is following Lu Ren.
Thinking of this, Lu Ren swallowed his saliva and said to the driver with forced calmness, "Open the door."
But the driver on the other side seemed to have not heard this, and continued to look at Lu Ren with a smile on his face. His narrowed eyes pinned Lu Ren firmly in place like a hunting hawk. At the same time, the driver put his hand on the handbrake of the bus, and slowly and rhythmically tapped the handbrake lever with five fingers in turn, revealing his leisure and ease.
At this moment, the driver looked like a cat teasing a mouse, enjoying it very much.
The driver's attitude successfully made Lu Ren realize one thing: "It seems that he doesn't intend to let me go easily."
However, this time Lu Renke is not helpless, he has a secret weapon!
Thinking of this, Lu Ren turned his gaze to A Bing in his arms, and at the same time calmly unzipped A Bing's pants.
He plans to rely on A Bing to save himself.
Lu Ren was slowly zipping up the teddy bear. His hands were steady, and the zipper didn't make any noise. In addition, in order to prevent the driver on the other side from noticing his intentions, Lu Ren also pretended to be nice to the driver while zipping up, trying to divert the driver's attention with words.
Lu Ren was tired of these non-humans kidnapping him every time regardless of his will. He said, "I am just an ordinary human. Why do you want to capture me?"
But the driver still kept a smiling face and said, "Yes, why?"
It was obvious that the driver found Lu Ren's reaction very interesting and planned to tease him for a while.
However, Lu Ren had never expected to get the answer from the beginning. He did not get angry because of the driver's words. On the contrary, he was quite calm because Ah Bing's zipper was already halfway zipped.
Halfway left means victory.
But the driver's next words made Lu Renru fall into an ice cave.
"It's useless to release the ruins." The driver said with a smile, as if he had already completely understood Lu Ren's plans.
Lu Ren understood that his counterattack could not be delayed any longer.
Then, the real purpose was revealed.
Lu Ren quickly pulled down all the remaining zippers on the teddy bear.
The zipper of the teddy bear made a crisp "squeak" sound, but Lu Ren didn't care about that. He just tried to get A Bing out before the driver stopped him. But what he didn't expect was that the driver had no intention of stopping Lu Ren at all, and just smiled and watched Lu Ren's actions.
Lu Ren quickly turned the teddy bear towards the driver and pulled the zipper to the lowest point. In an instant, huge black tentacles poured out from the teddy bear's small body like a flood.
Then, the black flood rushed straight towards the driver.
These veterans are like the giant vines in horror movies that intend to eat people, and anyone who sees them will be scared.
However, at the moment when the front end of A Bing's tentacles were about to touch the driver, the part of A Bing's tentacles closest to him began to shrink rapidly, and this shrinkage spread all the way to the main body. All the tentacles were like roses that were sucked dry of nutrients and were about to wither, and they were shaky.
Suddenly, A Bing, who was seriously injured, let out a sharp cry and hurriedly shrank back into his teddy bear.
Like a frightened shellfish retreating into its shell.
During this whole process, the driver did not move at all, and even the smile on his face did not change at all. He seemed to have anticipated such an ending and just stood there to welcome it.
The driver said to Lu Ren: "I told you it's useless."
As if to confirm his words, the remains that had shrunk into the teddy bear began to tremble even more violently. Even the tentacles that were originally left outside the teddy bear and had not been retracted in time, shrank back quickly.
Seeing this, Lu Ren asked the driver warily: "Who the hell are you?"
Lu Ren knew that there were not many things that could injure Xu Hai so badly and frighten him so much. Even the dragons could not tell the existence of Xu Hai, let alone cause substantial damage to Xu Hai without even moving a finger.
Therefore, Lu Ren knew clearly that the driver in front of him could definitely not be an ordinary human or aquatic creature.
Facing Lu Ren's questioning, the driver remained in his casual attire and said, "Guess." Obviously, he had no intention of telling Lu Ren.
Lu Ren finally read the teasing in the driver's frivolous attitude.
"He's teasing me." After realizing this, Lu Ren, who didn't want to let the other party succeed, stopped talking. He hugged the teddy bear that Ah Bing was sleeping on tightly, pressed his back against the door of the bus, pursed his lips tightly, and looked at the bad-tempered driver in front of him like a frightened little animal.
The driver seemed to have had enough fun. He patted the steering wheel, looked at the steering wheel and said, "Let's go." Then, after saying this, the driver actually left the driver's seat and stood up.
The bus without a driver seemed to have its own consciousness. As soon as the driver stood up, the bus started the engine automatically, shifted gears, and slowly drove on the road.
Seeing the bus start automatically , Lu Ren became even more nervous. He searched around for a hammer to break the bus windows, ready to break the window and jump out of the bus at the critical moment.
The driver obviously didn't understand how terrified Lu Ren was at the moment. He approached Lu Ren and introduced himself, "Don't be afraid. I don't intend to hurt you. I'm just curious about why you can raise Xu Hai. Xu Hai has a low IQ and is unruly. I tried for a long time before, but I couldn't make Xu Hai obedient. How did you do it?"
The driver was reporting his previous research results, but Lu Ren figured out the clues in his words.
"According to the driver, he has tried to tame ruins before... but that's not right." Lu Ren recalled what Jiao Jiao said in the ghost market, "Ruins are the product of Guixu, and are not under the jurisdiction of the Foreign Household Registration Bureau. If it is true as this person said, he has had the opportunity to come into contact with many ruins in the past. That means-"
So Lu Ren came to the conclusion: "You are a stowaway?!"
The driver, who was originally just smiling, burst into uncontrollable laughter after hearing this: "Haha, stowaway. This is the first time I've been scolded like that."
The driver laughed so hard that tears even welled up in the corners of his eyes.
"I'm not a stowaway, I'm a public official," he explained with a smile.
The driver's answer surprised Lu Ren: "Public official?" Lu Ren thought to himself, you don't even know how to make up a good excuse, aren't you walking into trouble now?
So Lu Ren exposed the driver and said, "I work at the Immigrant Household Registration Bureau and I have never heard of you."
"Outsider Household Registration Bureau?" The driver was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't react immediately to what place Lu Ren was talking about. He was stunned for almost three seconds before he finally remembered, "Oh, you are talking about Kunlun Jie Division. I heard before that Si Yuan changed the name of Kunlun Jie Division after breaking up with the Heavenly Realm. I didn't expect it to be changed to this name."
break?
From the driver's words, Lu Ren could judge that the driver should be very familiar with the past and present of the Foreign Household Registration Investigation Bureau, and even knew secrets that even Lu Ren had never heard of.
However, the driver seemed to realize that he had strayed from the topic, so he brought the topic back to himself: "Let's not talk about that. I'm afraid Si Yuan doesn't like people talking about this in front of him all the time."
After that, the driver continued to keep his mouth shut about the past. However, he had kept the present a secret and began to introduce himself to Lu Ren: "I am Bian Cheng, the Lord of the Sixth Palace of the Nine Nether Realm."
"Nine Nether Realm Division?" Lu Ren had heard of this name before. "Doesn't the Nine Nether Realm Division never go to other worlds?"
Bian Cheng nodded and said, "That's the theory. But I lost something, so I came to the human world to look for it."
Lu Ren was confused: "Things? What?"
But Bian Cheng, who had just been talking freely, was unwilling to say anything more: "It's a secret."
Forget it. Lu Ren didn't particularly want to hear this story. He was more concerned about when he would be dropped off from the car: "Are you arresting me because this thing has something to do with me?"
Bian Cheng's answer was quite straightforward: "It doesn't matter."
Bian Cheng's answer made Lu Ren even more confused: "Then why did you arrest me?"
"I'm not arresting you. I'm just asking you to cooperate with the investigation." Bian Cheng looked innocent when he said this.
If Lu Renzheng was not riding on a bus controlled by Bian Cheng and unable to get off, he might have believed Bian Cheng's lies.
Lu Ren thought that Bian Cheng, like Maitreya, had mistakenly believed that he had some crucial evidence on him, and therefore trapped him in the car, so he explained, "I have never taken anything from the Nine Nether Realm Division, and the things are not with me."
"I know." Bian Cheng knew the matter very well. "I have found out where my lost things are. I will go and get them back myself."
"But!" Bian Cheng continued, "The main dilemma I face is that if I'm not here, the Sixth Hall of the Underworld will be missing a Lord of the Underworld, which will affect the reincarnation of the dead souls."
The more Lu Ren listened, the more confused he became: "But what does what you said have to do with me? I can't help you."
Bian Cheng laughed heartlessly and said, "Of course you can help me. What the underworld needs is the Lord of the Underworld, the head of the Sixth Palace, not Bian Cheng."
As he spoke, Bian Cheng looked at Lu Ren and smiled with his teeth showing. Then, he slowly completed the second half of the sentence: "So I am here to welcome you back to the Underworld , Your Majesty the Underworld."
