Chapter 11: Weird Song
The nights in the Republic of China were quiet and boring.
The guard battalion of the 66th Division was stationed at the Yongzhou Defense Zone Command. They also came and went in Yongcheng City, although they did not live up to the days of serving in the army for three years and becoming better than a sow.
However, the source of troops is different from that of the 122nd Brigade which is also stationed in Yongzhou, as they are not locals.
On a boring night, it is also a very interesting thing to see hundreds of brothers in a battalion get together to set up the Xuanlongmen formation!
But Chu Tianshu never expected it!
Damn Zhou Xiaoshan, he is just a shell of setting up the Xuanlongmen Formation!
The brothers were laughing so hard that they fell forward and backward, but they stopped at the most crucial part!
Let the brothers learn to read!
Since no one can write or recognize these characters, he will not continue the lecture tomorrow.
He also said that the commander-in-chief couldn't read, and that the brothers had to help him out.
If the troops encounter a fierce battle that day and all the people around the commander are killed, even if there is only one person left, he must help the commander learn to read!
This is the Communist Party’s trick!
If anyone finds out, they’ll definitely call in the spies!
Chu Tianshu, who was in a state of panic, looked at this bastard and saw that he actually took a collection of Zhang Zongchang's poems and chose a poem about snow.
He was a little bit amused!
Hundreds of brothers from the guard battalion followed Zhou Xiaoshan as he recited poetry with his head shaking. It was ridiculous no matter how you looked at it.
Ode to Snow
What is flying in the sky?
There are a bunch of them here and there;
Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace?
Sieve lime, sift lime.
After reading it in unison, all the brothers in the battalion couldn't help but laugh!
After repeating it seven or eight times, with the help of literate clerks and lieutenants, each of them took a lump of earth and wrote the poem in front of them.
These illiterate soldiers were very excited.
It lasted for about half an hour. Zhou Xiaoshan was still mocking each other while commenting, and the whole camp was laughing so hard that they fell down. Even Chu Tiange put aside his worries.
Following the excited temporary acceptance team, pointing and talking!
I can say whatever I want to say without any scruples.
"Xiaoshan, everyone says that our division commander learned from Shandong warlords Zhang Zongchang and Han Fuju. What do you think?"
Looking at Zhou Xiaoshan's surprised eyes, Chu Tiange, who had just finished speaking, wanted to slap himself twice.
This kind of question can only be asked in private. How can you ask it in front of hundreds of brothers in the battalion!
I was just in a very happy mood and had no worries.
The division commander established the three armed forces of navy, army and air force. In his speech on the stage, many people said that his words were copied from Zhang Zongchang and Han Fuju!
They only dared to discuss it in private.
Zhou Xiaoshan was stunned for a moment, then immediately clapped his hands.
"Some people say that our master copied Zhang Zongchang and Han Fuju! What kind of people are Zhang Zongchang and Han Fuju! They think they are cultured people just because they wrote a few crooked poems! How can they compare with our master?"
Looking at the brothers from the guard camp sitting around.
Zhou Xiaoshan briefly described Zhang Zongchang's daily deeds without any embellishment!
But this man who ruled Shandong and was known as the General Who Knows Three Things was too legendary.
He doesn’t know how many concubines he has, how many guns he has, or how much money he has.
A group of Zichuan soldiers listened with great interest!
"Captain Zhou, you said our division commander is better than Zhang Zongchang. Except that our division commander loves his soldiers like his own sons and never kills innocent people, I don't see why our division commander is better than Zhang Zongchang. Zhang Zongchang occupied an entire province and could even write weird poems!"
It is not enough to love soldiers like sons and never kill innocent people!
Not only Zhou Xiaoshan sighed, but Chu Tianshu was also speechless as he looked at the clerk from the Quartermaster Department who asked the question.
IQ is a hard quotient!
If Zhou Xiaoshan fails to answer this question well, it might affect the prestige of the commander-in-chief.
"It's nothing to write a few crooked poems. Our master is a composer and can write crooked songs."
"What weird song?"
Now, not only the clerk who asked the question became interested, but also hundreds of brothers in the entire battalion became interested!
"It is said that our division commander went to Chengdu once and heard a foreigner. He was a little curious and stared at him. Then a foreign woman came and the man said to the woman, what is this, hey, spicy dance oil! The commander heard foreign words for the first time and was very curious , so he asked the commander what it meant! The commander didn't understand either. Finally, one day he asked clearly, so he came back and told the division commander that hey, spicy dance oil means I love you! This is British!"
Chu Tianshu studied English in college, so he knew what this sentence meant.
But it was different for hundreds of soldiers. They all shouted, "Hey, hot dance oil!"
"At that time, the commander was checking the terrain. He was very careful and was forced to record every blade of grass and every tree on the mountain in his mind! So he began to sing, there were two cows on the top of the eastern hillside. The bull said to the cow, "Hey, hot dance oil." The cow said to the bull, "Are you ashamed?" The bull said, "No, no, hey, hot dance oil!"
The weird song was sung eighty years later.
The entire guard camp went crazy!
Tears and snot all came out from laughing !
Chu Tianshu sat down on the ground, pointing at Zhou Xiaoshan and unable to say a word.
You damn wronged commander, I have been in the 66th Division for seven or eight years and never heard of it.
I waited so long for everyone to laugh.
"Secretary, write these words on the blackboard tomorrow. We will learn these words tomorrow. If you can't even write our division song, you will have to wait for the 30-kilometer armed cross-country race during the morning exercise the day after tomorrow!"
Zhou Xiaoshan taught everyone to sing it three times, and it was still just as funny. He waved his hand and told the soldiers to disperse and go back to sleep.
Chu Tianshu felt that he was increasingly unable to understand his company commander!
He didn't even know this song, but this guy could actually sing it.
He wanted to turn around and ask Lord Luo.
Is this really true?
Zhou Xiaoshan was not in the mood to care what his boss thought. He was worried.
He lived in the dormitory of the third company commander who died in the shelling, although the sheets and quilts had been replaced with new ones.
But this bed is too hard.
It hurts to toss and turn!
Sleeping on your stomach is also uncomfortable.
I can’t imagine how I managed to get through those few days in a coma!
Fortunately, I can’t resist the sleepiness due to insomnia tonight.
It’s good to be young, it’s comfortable to doze off, and I’m really tired today.
After lying on the bed for a while, he started to play the trumpet.
Fell asleep while snoring!
The wake-up call was sounded in the military camp early in the morning.
After eating a few mouthfuls of breakfast, Zhou Xiaoshan went to the hospital to change the dressing!
To be honest, he was really afraid that he was infected.
After all, he was a young officer of the Sichuan Army with a bright future. If this not-very-deep wound got infected, it would be like a capsize in the gutter, more unfair than Dou E.
Doctors and nurses these days are really simple and crude.
The scabby wound is very itchy.
The nurse cleaned the wound directly with alcohol.
The pain is so excruciating!
After leaving the hospital, Zhou Xiaoshan went to the blacksmith shop and then the pottery shop. Although he didn't make anything, he at least told them his new address.
The positions have been changed, and I’m afraid these bosses will send the raw materials and equipment to the General Staff!
He was still strolling around Yongzhou City, so how could he know?
The Yongzhou Defense Zone Command entered a state of war early in the morning!
Last night Feng Tiankui did not sleep at Feng Mansion or the headquarters.
Instead, he stayed in Ciyu Temple for one night.
The three concubines put on the military uniforms he brought with them, pretended to turn around during marching training, and were found out by him with a single shot.
Feng Tiankui's calm face could not conceal the turmoil in his heart!
All three are spies!
All three can play with guns!
The three reacted faster than each other.
A short period of military training will definitely not develop this kind of reaction to accidentally hearing gunshots.
Among the three spies, who is Marshal Liu's man and who is Chiang Kai-shek's man? Feng Tiankui thought about it all night but was still confused.
