Chapter 109 Let’s have two mahjong tables after having a baby!
After sitting in the living room for a while, Tsunade prepared hot water and invited Ni Kun to take a bath in the bathroom.
Ni Kun followed and saw a large bathtub in the bathroom, which was already filled with hot water. Slippers, bath towels, shower gel, facial cleanser, toothbrush, toothpaste and other toiletries were also all ready.
"They are all new... Well, they can't be considered new. When I found them, I had no idea how long they had been stored in the warehouse. I can only say that they were newly unpacked. Also, the slippers may be a little small."
Tsunade was still a little embarrassed, "There are no pajamas that fit your body..."
When she looked for clothes in the city, she would of course look for clothes in her own size, perhaps a little bigger or a little smaller, and there was no distinction between men's and women's, but always in accordance with her figure.
However, she is only about 1.63 meters tall, so the clothes she can wear would definitely not be suitable for Ni Kun.
"It's okay." Ni Kun smiled, "I brought a bathrobe."
"Okay, I'll be out now. You can take a bath as long as you want."
Tsunade smiled, turned around and walked out, closing the door behind her.
Ni Kun took a shower first, and scrubbed his body thoroughly with the shower gel that had expired for a long time and had a strange scent, then soaked comfortably in the bathtub.
He immersed his whole body in the bathtub, called up the list of exchange for the reincarnation watch, and after a moment's hesitation, he made a decision:
"Take the initiation and learn Tiger, Leopard and Thunder Sound!"
The account balance will be immediately reduced by 2,000 reincarnation points and two white origin crystals.
At the same time, a warm current spread out from the reincarnation watch, along his arm and instantly spread throughout his body, then concentrated in his internal organs and bones, vibrating and washing at a strange frequency, causing his chest and abdomen to emit bursts of thunder-like roars, and his bones also vibrated along with it.
Inspired by this , Ni Kun couldn't help but breathe in and out at the frequency of the vibration of his internal organs and bones. As he breathed in and out, a faint tiger-like roar emanated from between his mouth, nose, and lungs.
The mystery of "Tiger and Leopard Thunder Sound" gradually became clear in my mind during this moment of breathing. All the key points became clear and all the unclear points were solved. I no longer had any doubts about the method of cultivation.
After the initiation, not only did Ni Kun learn the Tiger, Leopard and Thunder Sound instantly, but his internal organs and bone marrow also became increasingly powerful and pure with the vibrations and washes of the Tiger, Leopard and Thunder Sound. In a short moment, he had already achieved a certain level of cultivation.
His physique, energy and blood also became renewed and stronger, getting closer to the physique of an initial stage Martial Saint.
Even the bloodlines of the Fire Spirit, Wood Spirit, and Water Spirit seemed to have become slightly stronger?
"My muscles, bones, internal organs, and marrow are all ready, and I have the Yuanpin Dzi Bead to assist me in my practice... I have reached the initial stage of martial arts master and my physical strength is now stable!"
After a morning rest, Ni Kun invited Tsunade to lunch again.
The staple food this time is yellow steamed buns made of millet, with sausage, mutton, and dry and fresh vegetables such as cabbage, sunflower, and radish.
Tsunade once again burst out with a hearty appetite, and even opened two bottles of rum, one for each of her and Ni Kun, and they drank from each other.
The only thing that satisfies Tsunade in this apocalyptic wasteland is that there is plenty of alcohol.
Wine is different from grains, meat, and vegetables. As long as it is stored properly, it can be stored for any length of time.
Tsunade found several warehouses . She moved them several times, but has not yet finished moving them.
Surviving alone in this apocalypse, without even anyone to talk to, when Tsunade was depressed, she would do some vandalism, punch and kick to destroy things to vent her feelings, or drink to relieve stress.
She was already a wine lover, and this helped her develop a strong alcohol tolerance.
He drank a whole bottle of rum without blushing and his eyes remained clear.
She was still not satisfied, so she took out a bottle of wine that looked familiar to Ni Kun.
It looks like a bottle of Wuliangye.
"Today is the happiest day of my life since I came to this world... No, it can be said that it is the happiest day of my life. Come, I'll do it, you can do whatever you want!"
After saying that, she took the bottle, gently touched Ni Kun's bottle of rum which was only one-third full, and then raised the bottle and blew.
Tons tons tons tons…ha!
After finishing the entire bottle of Wuliangye in one breath, Tsunade let out a long breath, wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, said "refreshing", then picked up the chopsticks and started eating.
Ni Kun advised: "You drank too quickly. That's more than 50% alcohol in liquor..."
Tsunade smiled nonchalantly:
"It's okay. My best record is drinking seven bottles of this wine in one breath. The only snack I had was a small bottle of weird-tasting hot sauce. I was just a little dizzy after that. You can't even imagine how much I can drink."
After eating a few bites of food, Ni Kun saw her take out another bottle of white wine and hurriedly stopped her:
"Don't drink too much today. I still have something to tell you."
"What's the matter?" Tsunade looked at him with sharp eyes:
"If you want me to help you find your way home, I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. Because I want to go home myself, but I haven't found the way back yet.
"If you want to find more people, there's no way. I once spent more than a year, and I only found some crazy aliens who wanted to eat me when they met. There wasn't even a normal human who could communicate with me."
After a pause, she looked at Ni Kun seriously:
"Ni Kun, I feel that you will probably have to depend on me for many years to come.
"But I think this is not bad. I have a lot of experience in survival and I'm not weak, and you can conjure up food. Together, we can definitely live well here."
She patted her chest vigorously, gave Ni Kun a thumbs up, and smiled generously:
"Don't worry, I'm two years older than you. As a senior, I will definitely take good care of you!"
But I can go back anytime.
Ni Kun muttered to himself, but seeing Tsunade's hopeful look, Ni Kun couldn't bear to tell the truth for a moment, and just smiled and shook his head:
"Two people are too few. Even the mahjong table is..."
"What? Two people are not enough for you?"
Tsunade widened her eyes:
"Do you know how I managed to survive these three years, seven months, and twenty-two days alone in a world filled with man-eating monsters and man-eating lunatics?
"Do you know how painful it is to be alone, unable to even find someone to talk to, and to have to talk to yourself like a fool every day in order to prevent yourself from losing your ability to speak?
"Do you know how lucky you are to meet me on your first day here, without having to go through the same fear and loneliness as I did?
"You are so lucky, yet you still think two people are a little too few, you..."
As she spoke, Tsunade recalled the bitterness she had experienced over the past three years, and her voice became choked with sobs. Like a child who had suffered enough grievances, tears suddenly flowed down her cheeks:
"Don't be so ungrateful for what you have, okay?
"Having someone to talk to me has been my most beautiful dream in the past three years."
Ni Kun did not expect that a casual joke would cause Tsunade to react so strongly, even to the point of shedding tears. He did not know how to comfort her for a moment.
After all, he did not have the same experience as Tsunade, so it was difficult for him to understand the tremendous pressure she was under when she was alone in such an extremely harsh environment, facing fear and struggling to survive.
Seeing her pitiful appearance as she sobbed and wiped away tears, Ni Kun thought for a moment and decided to comfort her a little.
"Well, Tsunade, stop crying. How about I take a little loss and give you a hug?"
As he said this, he stood up, walked around the table, came to Tsunade, and opened his arms to her in a hug.
Tsunade sobbed and said:
"I'm so pretty and in great shape, and I keep myself clean and smell good in this wasteland. What's wrong with you?"
She said this, but she really stood up, threw herself into Ni Kun's arms, hugged his back tightly with both hands, buried her face on his chest, and cried loudly. Her tears soon soaked Ni Kun's chest.
Ni Kun hesitated for a moment, then clasped his arms, hugged her in his arms, and without saying a word, let her cry and vent in his arms.
After a long while, Tsunade finally stopped crying, took a step back, left Ni Kun's arms, wiped her tears in a hurry, and said with a blushing face:
"I'm sorry, I was so rude and caused you trouble. I won't do this again in the future. Please don't find me annoying, okay?"
Looking at her anxious look, and thinking about how generous and cheerful Tsunade was when she was eating, drinking and laughing before, Ni Kun couldn't help but sigh in his heart, feeling that this apocalyptic wasteland was really torturous.
Tsunade, who was such a carefree person, was almost tortured to the point of mental breakdown. She had such high expectations for him, a stranger whom she had known for less than 24 hours, and was even afraid that he would dislike her.
After more than three years of loneliness, with man-eating monsters and lunatics everywhere, and never meeting a normal human being, she had already given up hope. But suddenly she met Ni Kun, a man who looked like a member of her own race, was mentally normal, did not eat humans, could communicate with her well, and could even conjure up delicious food. Although Tsunade's hope was rekindled, her heart was undoubtedly filled with anxiety and fear of loss.
If Ni Kun suddenly said at this moment that he would not be able to stay here for long and would leave in a few days, Tsunade would probably have a mental breakdown, right?
After all, it’s okay if you don’t see hope all the time. You will slowly accept it and get used to it.
But after seeing hope, I lost hope again. The ups and downs and despair are not something that everyone can bear.
However, the problem is that it is impossible for Ni Kun to stay in this world forever.
Or, why not just burst her fantasy about the future before she gets too deep into it and let her face the reality?
After a moment of silence, Ni Kun was about to speak, but Tsunade seemed to see something from his expression and spoke before he could open his mouth:
"You, you think that two people are too few and you can't even play mahjong together? This problem is actually very easy to solve! As long as we, we..."
She suddenly picked up the bottle, uncorked it, and drank a whole bottle of Wuliangye in one breath. Then she wiped her mouth, her face flushed, stared at Ni Kun and said loudly:
"As long as we have a few kids together, we can even have two mahjong tables, not to mention one!"
"..." Ni Kun blinked, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Tsunade, you are drunk and talking nonsense."
Although Tsunade claimed that she could drink seven bottles of Wuliangye in a row and her alcohol tolerance was undoubtedly very strong, her alcohol tolerance would drop sharply when a person is emotionally unstable.
In Tsunade's current emotional state, she would probably get drunk even with just one bottle, let alone seven bottles of wine.
What's more, before she dried up this bottle of Wuliangye, she had already finished a bottle of rum and a bottle of Wuliangye.
It's hard to say she's awake in her current state.
"I'm not drunk!" Tsunade's voice started to cry again:
"You just complain that there are not enough people. But can you find any other normal human beings besides me? I have been looking for more than a year and still can't find one!
"Although we have known each other for less than 24 hours, and although you are two years younger than me, for many years to come, the only normal person you will see is me! And I will only be able to see you!
"If you think there aren't enough people, then we can work hard to create more people! One mahjong table, two mahjong tables... As long as we work hard, we can always get enough!"
Seeing Ni Kun speechless, Tsunade gritted her teeth:
"You don't believe it? Well, I'll show you my determination!"
After saying that, she took off her windbreaker and lifted the hem of her vest with both hands, trying to take off the tight sports vest that perfectly outlined her beautiful figure.
Seeing this, Ni Kun stepped forward and held her hands, "Tsunade, don't do this. We just met, this is too hasty..."
Tsunade said excitedly: "This is my determination, not rash at all!"
Ni Kun looked at her blushing face, which did not diminish her beauty but became even more attractive, and said helplessly:
"Come on, why don't we build some emotional foundation first?"
"What kind of emotional foundation do we need? Wasn't it enough that we talked for half the night yesterday? This is not a peaceful world, this is a wasteland apocalypse, where do we have so much time to waste? I..."
Just as she said this, her legs suddenly went weak and she fell limply to the ground.
Without waiting for Ni Kun to help her, she forced herself to stand up, but just as she was holding his arm and trying to stand firm, she stumbled again and fell into Ni Kun's arms.
"Drunk." Ni Kun shook his head, picked her up and carried her to her bedroom.
"I'm really not drunk..."
Tsunade hooked one hand around his neck, looked at his face with sleepy eyes, and chuckled:
"Ni Kun, you look a bit like my grandfather. Do you know my grandfather? He is the first avatar on the Hokage Rock. He is the strongest ninja in the world and the founder of Konoha Village."
"Don't talk nonsense. How can I look like your grandfather? I'm much more handsome than him."
"Ni Kun, you smell really good, like a forest just illuminated by the sun in the early morning... So you really have the Wood Release bloodline, right? Are you also a descendant of the Senju clan? If so, the child we give birth to will definitely be very strong..."
"I've already said that you and I are not from the same world. My bloodline ability is not the same as the Wood Release Kekkei you mentioned... Well, there are some similarities, but the details are different."
"Ni Kun, this is my first time, please be gentle..."
"Stop talking nonsense and sleep well!"
Ni Kun put Tsunade on the bed and helped her take off her slippers and socks.
After thinking for a while, he took off her jeans, revealing her two plump, slender, and crystal-clear legs. Her snow-white, flat belly without a trace of fat, and her beautiful teardrop-shaped belly button were also clearly visible.
But Ni Kun did not take the opportunity to pounce on him.
Although Tsunade tried to hook him with her legs and pull him over, she was in such a drunken state that even if she had supernatural powers, how could she use them?
Ni Kun easily got rid of her legs and feet, covered her with a blanket, poured a glass of water and placed it on the bedside table, then smiled and said:
"Have a good sleep."
"Don't go..." Tsunade tried to open her eyes, stretched out a hand, weakly grabbed the corner of his clothes, and murmured: "Don't leave me, don't abandon me, don't let me be alone again..."
Ni Kun sighed inwardly and said softly:
"I won't leave for now. When you wake up, you'll see me in the living room."
After saying that, he gently pulled her hand down, stuffed it back into the blanket, and left the bedroom.
Tsunade finally couldn't resist the drunkenness, her eyes slowly closed, and she fell into a deep sleep with tears in her eyes.
"Tsk, I wanted to ask her to take me to find the monster..."
Ni Kun returned to the living room, looked at the empty wine bottle on the table, and shook his head helplessly:
"Although Tsunade can drink a lot, her drinking habits don't seem to be that good. I have to drink less with her in the future."
After cleaning up the leftovers on the table, Ni Kun took out the heavenly bead honey liquid he had prepared earlier, drank a small sip, and when the spiritual power dissipated, he began to breathe in and out, practicing the Tiger and Leopard Thunder Sound.
Soon, bursts of tiger and leopard roars were heard in the living room. Low thunder sounds were faintly heard in Ni Kun's chest and abdomen, and his bones also made a low humming sound like the vibration of steel.
This practice lasted the entire afternoon.
It was almost eight o'clock in the evening when Tsunade came out rubbing her eyes:
"Ni Kun, why do I hear the sound of thunder? Oh wow, it turns out that the sound was made by you. What kind of training method is this? It sounds amazing!"
Hearing Tsunade's voice, Ni Kun slowly stopped practicing and said leisurely:
"This is Tiger Leopard Thunder Sound, a kind of physical training."
As he spoke he opened his eyes and looked towards Tsunade, seeing that she was now fully dressed and her complexion seemed to have returned to normal.
"Are you sober?" Ni Kun asked with a smile.
Tsunade's cheeks flushed slightly, and a hint of embarrassment flashed across her eyes. She looked around and said something else:
"Um, what did you want to tell me during lunch?"
Seeing that she was too embarrassed to mention what happened when she was drunk, Ni Kun would not make fun of her and only said:
"I would like you to take me to find some powerful monsters, such as that red-scaled flying lizard."
"What are you looking for monsters for?" Tsunade asked curiously, "None of those monsters are easy to mess with."
"I have my own reasons for looking for them. Besides, I'm not really afraid of them." Ni Kun said with a smile, "But it's dark now, let's talk about it tomorrow morning."
Tsunade pursed her lips and said:
"Sorry, I was drunk and was late. And..."
Her voice was as low as a mosquito's buzz: "Thank you."
“Why do you say thank you?”
"I was drunk and lost control, and said so many inappropriate things, but you didn't despise me or leave me... Of course I have to thank you."
"Tsunade, you seem to lack confidence? Like you said, you are so beautiful and have such a good figure, no normal man would be willing to leave you, right?"
After hearing what Ni Kun said, Tsunade lamented in her heart: But in the past three years, every foreign lunatic I met, both men and women, just wanted to eat me as food. Now I no longer dare to have any confidence in my charm!
At this time Ni Kun said again:
"You just sobered up, why don't you go out and get some fresh air?"
"Okay." Tsunade nodded, "Since I came back last night, I haven't been out for half a night and a whole day. It's time to go out and get some fresh air."
The two of them then left the underground nest and followed the path they came from, going up all the way back to the top of the Hokage Rock.
Tsunade stood at the edge of the Hokage Rock, did a few chest expansion exercises, looked at the abandoned city not far away, and said with a smile:
"How about we go to the city tomorrow and find you some nice clothes?"
"Isn't that necessary?"
"It's necessary." Tsunade turned around and looked Ni Kun up and down: "I think your figure will look good if you wear a windbreaker like mine."
Ni Kun said seriously: "I look good in anything I wear."
Tsunade smiled, her eyebrows curved: "I didn't realize that you are such a narcissist."
"Isn't this considered narcissism?" Ni Kun spread his fingers and combed his hair. "I'm just telling the truth. Don't you think so?"
Hmm...
Tsunade crossed one arm over her chest and held her chin with the other. She looked at Ni Kun carefully for a while. She wanted to say something venomous, but in the end she couldn't go against her conscience and could only nod and admit it:
"Well, you're right, you are indeed a very handsome brother."
"To be honest, I am much older than you mentally..."
"But you're only seventeen."
"I actually..."
"Look, a meteor shower!" Tsunade suddenly pointed to the sky, "Make a wish!"
After saying that, he clasped his hands in front of his chest and made a wish to the meteor shower.
Ni Kun looked at the meteor shower that was constantly streaking across the night sky and said with a smile:
"This is such a coincidence... I just came out to get some fresh air and I didn't expect to see a meteor shower."
"It's not a coincidence." Tsunade made a wish and said with a smile, " Meteor showers are very common here. I have seen at least ten meteor showers in the past three years."
"Ten meteor showers?" Ni Kun's mind moved, and he asked, "How can there be so many meteor showers?"
"I don't know either." Tsunade shrugged, "But the meteor showers here aren't very effective. I've made wishes every time before, but none of them have come true. I hope this time my wish will come true... Yeah, it will definitely come true."
"So what did you wish for this time?"
Tsunade chuckled, "I won't tell you."
Ni Kun did not ask any further questions. He just smiled and looked up at the sky:
"There are also many meteor showers in this world. I wonder if there are any starbursts..."
"Starburst?"
"Hmm." Ni Kun thought for a moment and described:
"It's that kind of phenomenon... a very bright star explodes in the night sky. When it explodes, its brightness can even exceed that of the moon. Even after the explosion ends, it will still be extremely bright and conspicuous, and it can last for several nights. Of course, I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but I've heard about it from others."
"Uh..." Tsunade was suddenly stunned and pointed at Night Sky again:
"Ni Kun, look, is the starburst you mentioned that kind?"
As he spoke, the dark night suddenly became bright.
