Chapter 1085: Kong: I can’t stay in Liyue for even a minute
Kong was dragged by Paimon to change clothes . It looked like he had prepared at least five or six sets of clothes.
All I can say is that the skin party is ecstatic.
Before dying, no, to be more precise, before leaving, Kong looked at Gu Sanqiu deeply.
It seems like he wants to leave some words through the team voice.
Anyway, it certainly couldn't be something like "Where is my secret money hidden?", and there would be at least two or three swear words in it.
If it weren't for the chance encounter with Gu Sanqiu, Kong might have just passed the buck and then used some tricks like tempting him with to leave the clothing store.
But it’s no longer possible now. If he dares to leave, he will probably be despised by Paimeng.
But Gu Sanqiu lowered his head and was marking his measurements for the clerk. (crossed out)
Just some basic data for changing clothes.
Since clothing stores can do this business, then the plan of going to the second shop owner to get the materials and make it myself can be postponed.
In short, the application permission for team voice was unilaterally rejected.
"Wait a moment."
Kurumi noticed something was wrong: "Why was Paimon able to follow Sora in when he was changing clothes?"
Gu Sanqiu:?
Why is this girl focusing on such a strange thing?
But it seems to be true?
Gu Sanqiu was startled and looked at Hu Tao, as if he was thinking about whether to remind the clerk of this common sense mistake.
Well, the existence of Paimon doesn’t seem to be able to be described by the word common sense.
Maybe, just maybe, the clerk thought Paimon was a magical creature like Guoba, or simply a unique pet.
The spiritual practice lineage brings down the mountain with the spirit beasts of their ancestors that have the blood of immortal beasts. When they go into the city to go shopping, they usually have to register with the General Affairs Department first. The store clerks may be used to it.
"But let's be reasonable. Whether the clerk reacts to such a problem is one thing."
Hu Tao put her hands on Gu Sanqiu's hair and rubbed them to generate electricity, apparently wanting to create an overload reaction on his head to make him into an afro hairstyle.
Gu Sanqiu continued, "Paimeng followed in naturally and even as a matter of course. This is the most problematic part. That's what you want to say, right?"
"Yes, that's right. Qiuqiu and I really have the same thoughts!"
Hu Tao patted Gu Sanqiu's head vigorously, shook out her hair, and then skillfully braided her hair into two ponytails.
"Don't mess up my hair."
"What hairstyle do you have?"
Hu Tao looked at him with disdain, and stretched out her right hand to tug at Gu Sanqiu's earlobe.
"You just let your long hair down casually, there is no such thing as a hairstyle, don't underestimate the importance of hairstyle."
Kurumi was quite confident: "Think about it, if you make a twin tail like me, you might be able to use it as a pair of short swords in battle, and strike unexpectedly."
Gu Sanqiu smiled and said, "Then I might as well let my hair down. When I have the chance, I will just shoot a thousand arrows at once. The opponent will become a sieve and I will become a bald head."
"Um, the bald Qiuqiu?"
Hu Tao began to stroke Gu Sanqiu's head again, making it seem like he was playing with a bracelet.
"It doesn't seem impossible. It should be very interesting."
Gu Sanqiu was helpless: "Forget it. If I were bald, you would be able to see the reflection effect even in the dark."
Do you understand the value of having the Sun as your destiny star?
There is no light source, right? Then it shouldn't be a problem for me to produce and sell some light myself, right?
Not only can I be the sun that illuminates all living things, I can also illuminate my own head.
“Aaaaaaaaaa——”
Soon, an unidentified white-haired flying object rushed out of the fitting room and almost hit Gu Sanqiu.
In the end, it was Hu Tao who took action, and used her clever strength to protect Paimeng, so that Kong would not have to buy all the clothes in the clothing store to compensate for the losses.
Qiuqiu and Taotao looked at each other again, and then they both realized the problem.
This is not because Paimeng is careless and does not see any difference between men and women, but simply because these two people have basically done everything together before, so the sense of touch in this aspect is naturally weakened a lot.
Just like an old couple, or like students who have lived in a dormitory together for a long time, their roommates are used to seeing them walk around in underwear at any time.
Wouldn't even think about taking a picture.
Putting aside reasons like it's eye-catching, the main reason is that I've seen too much.
But the problem is that these two travel companions are not an old couple, and at most they are half roommates.
Calculating the time, he had probably changed one or two sets of clothes, and then Paimon realized belatedly that something was wrong, and ran out after Hong Wen overloaded.
Gu Sanqiu was quite calm and even wanted to ask the waiter for a cup of tea to sip.
Very good, the dark history of Golden Retriever is revealed.
Young master, I am still too kind. At a time like this, I should rush in, open the door of the fitting room, and then take two photos.
Paimon's red temperature was overloaded. No matter how slow the golden retriever's brain was at this time, he would definitely react after hearing the "screams" of his companion.
Outside was a white-haired Feifei with a big red face.
The golden-haired monster inside is most likely a steamed crab.
When he had some time left, Gu Sanqiu calmly picked up the remaining sets of clothes and clapped his hands slowly.
"Very good, you know how to play. You are indeed worthy of being a visitor from another world. Golden Hair, your operation is indeed different from that of us Teyvatians."
No matter why Gu Sanqiu called himself a Teyvatian, at a time like this he would definitely create opposition and then defeat them all at once.
Kong's expression instantly fell: "Why didn't you remind me?"
Sora was quite depressed and wanted to bring up the past again.
Sanqiu, you traitor!
I think you are deliberately trying to embarrass me!
Gu Sanqiu had no psychological burden: "Oh, sorry, I thought you two were used to this way of getting along. I apologize to you."
Paimeng had already hidden behind Hu Tao. Hu Tao had one hand on Gu Sanqiu's shoulder and covered her mouth with the other hand with a giggle, looking like a nesting doll from big to small.
Whether it was Gu Sanqiu's insincere apology or Hu Tao's mischievous giggle, both dealt Kong a heavy critical damage.
As we all know, real damage is the most real damage in this world.
Then Kong's defense was broken. In addition to the new clothes, he also added a well-cooked crab skin to himself, which was absolutely limited level.
So he could only make small talk, hoping to get the matter over with.
"Let's go after we pay the bill. I'm craving for Wanmintang's food. I heard Xiangling seems to have come up with some interesting recipes recently."
"That's fine. It's impossible to change clothes that quickly."
Gu Sanqiu agreed, then raised his head and looked at Hu Tao.
"You had lunch at Wanmin Hall?"
Hu Tao rubbed Gu Sanqiu's big face with disgust: "Just don't give me Qingxin Fried Slime Condensate."
"Forget about the slime gel, but Qingxin is allowed. Children can't be picky about food."
"Asshole Qiuqiu, I am no longer a child, you can eat whatever you want!"
"When you say this, it proves that you are still a child. Be obedient, or you won't grow taller."
"Ahhh, I'm going to bite you to death!"
An inexplicable cool breeze blew by, and looking at the two people in front of him who were playing around as if no one was around, Kong just felt a chill in his heart.
All the happiness is theirs, and I have nothing.
This matter is destined to not pass today.
With Sanqiu's extremely bad character, if they really go their separate ways in the future, he would probably record this incident on a piece of jade and give it to himself as a parting gift.
