Chapter 101: The Mental Illness Comment Section of the Mental Illness Star
The Three Sons of New Entertainment, three idols of New World Entertainment.
HNT, H, hope, hope.
N, nat, patron saint.
T, team, team.
HNT means Hope Guardian Team, or it can be simply translated as Spark Team. Han Zhou values the three brothers of HNT more than the three brothers of Wang Chuyang.
Of course, the three words HNT can also be translated into good cerebral palsy.
Han Zhou said that in order to make the three HNT brothers famous, he would first make the three worst, laziest and most useless trainees under Tianle famous on the Internet by using curious means.
And then eventually become a serious star.
Han Zhou wants to use this operation to announce to the entertainment industry the arrival of a new world and to declare himself the big daddy of this era, just like Han Sisheng of the previous era used a movie "A, B, C, and D" to shape the Spring Festival season and change the film industry.
In the practice room, Wang Mo was squatting at the bottom, with Lin Jianqiu's chin resting on his head.
Lin Jianqiu’s head was resting on Wang Chuyang’s chin.
The three of them looked at the practice room with envy.
Han Zhou put aside his work on the crew and came to the practice room to teach the three HNT brothers to sing.
But soon, the envy of the three new entertainment figures turned into shock.
Because of Han Zhou in it:
"I've heard the songs you sang when you were trainees. Now you three are pretending to be good singers, right?"
"Perform your best song just for me?"
"Come on, sing this song 'Dala Bangba'."
"Sing it as badly as you can. I want to hear how bad it is."
The three HNT brothers Gui, Zhang Die, Liu Yanzhou, and Wei Chengan were all stunned.
Can a human sing this song?
Don't be funny.
Han Zhou: "Hurry up and sing."
Han Zhou tapped his knees with his fingers: Don’t call it a bad horse. I will train even a stubborn donkey into a military horse.
Soon the three of them sang it once each.
It's a horrible sight.
Han Zhou was very satisfied: "Very good, you can practice this song next."
Han Zhou took out a piece of paper with "My Skateboard Shoes" written on it.
Zhang Die looked at the score and lyrics and felt hopeless: "Brother Han, are we really going to sing this song?"
"Can you please change the song?"
Han Zhou sneered: "Stop talking nonsense. If you don't sing this song, I will send the three of you to debut in Banana Country."
What is waiting for you is "The Beauty of the World".
But her beauty is too suitable for the third brother.
The original version of "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" was covered by a group from Banana Country, and then was mistranslated by domestic netizens and exported and sold domestically as "What a Beauty".
Don’t idol groups like to go abroad to gain experience?
Sent to the Banana Country for gilding, and returned with "What a Beauty", absolutely a blast ( ̄︶ ̄)
Han Zhou actually had the idea of sending them out.
But the prerequisite is that these three brothers can really stick to this path.
Now, Han Zhou is going to try to keep the eagle alive.
Otherwise, if three people run away when the plan is halfway through implementation, all the hard work will be in vain.
When Liu Yanzhou heard that if he didn't sing this song, he would have to go to Banana Country, he hurriedly said, "Sing! You can sing! If you can't even sing such a simple song, how can you be a star, right?"
As he said this, he nudged Wei Chengan with his elbow.
Wei Chengan: “…”
"right."
Zhang Die gritted his teeth: "Okay!"
With so many trainees, how many are qualified to release songs after the first stage of training?
That is, the three Wang Chuyang brothers.
The three of them were already at the bottom of the class, and now they have a chance to release a song, so what else do they need?
Han Zhou looked at the three people and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The three of them looked at Han Zhou in confusion.
Han Zhou: "I thought of something funny..."
"Practice singing."
The moment Han Zhou turned his head, the heads of the three new entertainment talents disappeared from the gap in the door at the same time.
Wang Mo was upset: "Brother Chu Yang, why did they release the song first? Aren't we going to release "Proud Boy"? Are they also entitled to release a song???"
Wang Chuyang whispered: "Based on my understanding of Brother Han over the years..."
Wang Mo: "Brother Chu Yang, didn't you just meet Brother Han a few years ago?"
Wang Chuyang: "You don't understand. Spending one day with Brother Han is like three autumns. It's torture."
"Let me tell you this, HNT brothers, this Banana Country is yours to go to."
Lin Jianqiu shivered: "If they go to the Banana Kingdom, we won't be exiled to the Buddhist Kingdom of Tyrande, right?"
Wang Chuyang grabbed Lin Jianqiu's little head with his armpits: "Damn it, I'll make you a phoenix mouth!"
"Don't talk about such ominous things!!!"
Lin Jianqiu: "Wang Chuyang! Do you know that you have body odor?!"
Wang Chuyang let go of his hand in confusion and smelled it: "No!"
At this time, Lin Jianqiu had already stayed.
Soon, the three of them appeared in their practice room.
Lin Jianqiu is practicing how to do a cool backflip.
In the past two months, Lin Jianqiu has already learned everything about being an idol.
He has a good tone, voice, and body shape.
All that's missing is dancing and vocal skills.
Lin Jianqiu, however, was a natural talent in this area and learned it quickly.
So Lin Jianqiu is now thinking about how to step onto the big stage and make a splash.
At this time, Wang Mo was practicing signing.
Wang Mo started learning violin at the age of six, piano at the age of eight, and reached the tenth level as an amateur at the age of nine. Other children would have to study for at least three to five years.
Wang Mo joined the city choir at the age of eleven. At the age of thirteen, her voice changed and she left the choir and began to practice dance.
At the age of sixteen, Wang Mo won the gold medal in the Chongzhou City Campus Singer Competition and participated in the Tianle guitarist recruitment program in the same year.
It was at this time that Wang Mo was discovered to have the potential to be an idol.
However, the company gave him an amateur performance contract.
It was not until Tianle started the idol plan under the leadership of Wang Xiya that Wang Mo got a new contract, an idol contract for ten years.
Now, Wang Mo feels that all he needs to become a star is his artistic signature, and he practices it every day.
"Why should I name myself Wang Mo? If I were called Wang Er, my signature would be much simpler."
One practiced backflips and the other practiced signing.
Only Wang Chuyang is a serious person.
Wang Chuyang is learning the advanced knowledge and methods of exertion from his predecessors in Sakura Country.
Han Zhou led the stick into the practice room.
The three brothers immediately stopped what they were doing.
Wang Chuyang's mobile phone: 'Seeking bean sacks, flax price drops, flax price drops~'
Wang Chuyang switched the software directly.
"Oh! Shet, oh! Oh! Megade, oh!"
Wang Chuyang directly pressed the power off button.
Han Zhou led the stick into the practice room: "You must have practiced that song secretly in private."
The three of them hurriedly stood in a pair: "Practice!"
Han Zhou nodded and tapped his palm with the stick: "Let's do it again."
The three of them said together: "At the beginning..."
Han Zhou listened to it and nodded: "Not bad, the youthfulness is there."
“Have you ever tried choreographing your own dance?”
Wang Mo nodded: "I've queued for one before."
Wang Mo herself can choreograph.
Han Zhou: “Try it.”
Han Zhou never expected that Lin Jianqiu had grown so fast and could even dance.
But it is obvious that all three of them have their own personal style.
As for the choreographer Wang Mo, she was breathing heavily while singing and dancing.
After singing and dancing, Wang Mo was the most tired.
This is the talent gap.
When it comes to physical strength, some people are born strong, while others just need to practice.
Han Zhou fell into deep thought after reading it.
Logically, after selecting a group, you should start to establish their personalities.
There is no doubt that Wang Chuyang should establish the character of the devil.
But another personality is more suitable for him, that is, "If you don't sing well, you have to go back and inherit the family property."
Therefore, the character of the big devil naturally fell on Lin Jianqiu.
However, Lin Jianqiu's current dancing skills are still some distance away from those of the Big Devil.
So, from now on, Lin Jianqiu has to practice dancing with all his strength.
Wang Mo, on the other hand, is suitable for the role of a good boy.
But if Lin Jianqiu can't learn the dance, then Wang Mo will have to take on the role of the big devil, and Lin Jianqiu's character will have to be changed to a pretty boy, or in other words, the handsome one.
Han Zhou thought about it and told them his arrangements for the three people.
It was obvious that Wang Mo was very unwilling.
Among the three people, Wang Mo feels that he can get the character of the big devil. Once he gets this character, if he participates in the idol selection program mentioned by Wang Chuyang in the future, he will also be the big devil in the program.
But now, his fate depends on Lin Jianqiu?
Wang Chuyang was also dissatisfied: "Brother, I traveled all over Yanjing and spent 600 yuan on transportation to buy a winter coat for less than 50 yuan. Look at what I'm wearing. Will you say I'm a rich second-generation?"
"Why don't you just sing well and go back to inherit the family fortune?"
"Don't talent shows love to play up misery? How about this, they say my parents are both dead, I'm so miserable, I live alone with my grandma, and I became a star so that my grandma wouldn't suffer."
Han Zhou smiled: "I can accept this story, but I'm afraid your father won't take care of him anymore and will just come over and beat you to death."
"You are such a filial son."
Wang Chuyang: "Anyway, the personas in the entertainment industry are all fake."
Han Zhou: "The era of fake personalities is gone forever."
"Starting this year, whoever's character is found to be fake will be in trouble."
"You guys should start working on the song 'Proud Boy' now."
"After you're done, Lin Jianqiu, you have to practice dancing every day."
"Wang Mo, you need to practice endurance in the gym every day."
"As for you."
Han Zhou looked at Wang Chuyang and said, "From today on, you will change your mobile phone to an old-fashioned one."
Wang Chuyang's expression was even more painful than when Wang Xiya deducted his pocket money.
As soon as Han Zhou left, Wang Chuyang hugged Wang Mo and said, "Good brother, from now on your phone is my phone, my socks are your socks, and the job of washing socks is left to you."
Wang Mo: "Wash socks? You can't wash socks! Can't you wash socks yourself?"
Wang Chuyang: "Oh, you can't wash socks? Then it's settled that your phone is my phone."
Wang Mo: “…”
…
"Kill the Changshan Man" became a hit.
There's no way it won't be popular.
This song has already topped the hot song charts, with a huge gap between it and the second place.
The second song is called "First Experience of Love".
The songs that An Lan released before are no longer as popular as they used to be, but they still remain in the top ten.
Many fans who are familiar with the rules of the Hot Songs Chart were surprised:
"Han Zhou? Who is this guy? Why is this song "Kill That Changshan Man" so much more popular than "First Experience of Love"?"
Someone quickly responded: "You don't even know Han Zhou. He was a superstar 30 years ago. You don't know who Han Zhou is?? Then why are you still listening to his songs? Quit the Internet."
The person who commented before started to doubt his life. Was there a superstar named Han Zhou thirty years ago?
Immediately, someone responded: "Bullshit, wasn't the king of pop thirty years ago called Han Sheng?"
Someone immediately responded: "Han Sheng? Isn't that an American investment company?"
Then someone responded: "That's called Goldman Sachs."
“Isn’t Goldman a general?”
"My name is Gao Changgong."
"Gao Changgong is not..."
The first person to comment: "???????"
Anyone who questions why "Kill That Changshan Man" is at the top of the charts will quickly lose themselves in a sea of insanity.
Who am I, where am I, I am in Gan Shenmo??? ! ! ! !
Han Zhou's fans are doing some things in the comment section that ordinary passers-by can't understand.
"When are you going to kill that Yanjing guy? I can't wait any longer."
"Go line up behind Yanjing. According to the map, it's closer to Guangfu after killing the Changshan people. Yanjing is too far away."
"I'm afraid I'm looking at a fake map. The next stop after Changshan is obviously New York, the Big Apple."
“To be honest, this song “Kill That Changshan Man” is a very wonderful rap song.”
"Excuse me, isn't 'Kill That Changshan Man' a high-pitched folk song?"
A large number of passerby fans who came in from the hot song list just wanted to see what was going on with this song that was ranked number one and was extremely popular.
Then I was dumbfounded in the comment section.
Who are these people?
The mental hospital is holding a team building, and the address is this comment section?
"Honestly, I want to ask you seriously, who is Han Zhou? I have never heard of his songs before. Is he so popular? The number of plays has reached 9 million, and that's the data for a single day."
"??? Don't you know Han Zhou? It's the ship that carried all living things during the great flood in Western mythology."
"The guy above, isn't the ship in the Great Flood called Shenzhou?"
"Shenzhou is a computer, not a ship. They call it the Ark."
"Wait a minute, isn't the Ark a bookstore??"
"The bookstore is called..."
Passerby fans: "Is it a draft?..."
Someone couldn't stand it anymore: "Brother, make good use of search engines."
Soon, someone came back from the search engine Wikipedia: "Wow, so awesome?! I've never heard of it before!"
"The male lead in 'Hello Mr. Tree', and many of the popular ghost works and happy videos on short videos were shot by this person. He also wrote 'The Moon Represents My Heart' and appeared on the Spring Festival Gala, although he was just a stand-in."
Soon someone else went to search, and when they came back they were confused: "??? I read in the encyclopedia that Han Zhou is a famous psychiatric researcher in the Four Medical Colleges of Shudu."
Someone replied: "You must have read it wrong. It should be the Four Medical Doctors of Shudu who were studied by scholars."
Han Zhou's fans even changed the encyclopedia.
What? You want to provoke me? You want to criticize Han Zhou for not being qualified to be on the top of the hot song list? You want to accuse Han Zhou of malicious hype?
I'm afraid you're overthinking it.
Whether you tell the truth or ignore the truth, you cannot discuss the same topic with a mental patient.
No form of attack can defeat the imaginative spiritual will.
There are also serious discussions in the comment section.
"When was the last time a rock song topped the charts? Chen Tianwang's "Southern"?"
"No, how long have you not been online? Didn't An Lan's "Persistence" top the charts before?"
"It seems that "The First Experience of Love" is also a pop rock song, so it doesn't matter. No matter which one is first, "Kill That Changshan Man" or "The First Experience of Love", they are both rock. Is the era of rock back?"
"I don't think it's the return of the rock era, but that rock music finally has a successor. Wasn't An Lan's "Persistence" written by Han Zhou? Now Han Zhou has sung "Kill That Changshan Man" himself, and he has finally made his debut."
"Brother, do you have any misunderstanding about debuting? Han Zhou has starred in movies that have been shown in theaters, participated in two variety shows, and is now filming a TV series. Does this mean he has finally debuted?"
"Hmm? I haven't heard of it..."
“So, after all this talk, it turns out that this person is good at writing rock music , not that the rock era has returned.”
However, serious topics can only be discussed for so long.
Because of this topic, the next fan who bought the VIP vinyl record but only listened to Han Zhou's songs replied: "Written by Han Zhou? Let me tell you, it was actually written by a doctor from the Fourth Medical University. Han Zhou secretly released this song when he ran away. Now the doctors from the Fourth Medical University are looking for Han Zhou all over the world."
The entire comment section is a mess.
There are no normal people at all.
Those who were deeply moved after listening to "Kill the Changshan Man" were like a serious "Yu". As soon as they saw the comment section, they decided to live in Bengbu.
It's another day when housing prices in Bengbu soar.
Compared to the confusing comment section of this song, Han Zhou’s super topic section is much better.
The comments in the super topic area are still similar.
but!
Han Zhou’s topic has now entered the top 30 on Weibo.
Han Zhou's fans are still checking in honestly.
Moreover, there is now a new force in the super topic.
This force is composed of fans of Han Zhou's works.
The topics they talked about were normal topics and they discussed the work.
From "Hello Mr. Tree" to "It's the Moon's Trouble".
There is also a news summary of "This Man From Earth".
There were also appearances of "Number One Under Heaven", and someone even captured Tang Zhou chasing Han Zhou on a bicycle.
Here, rational fans finally found their organization and began to participate in the discussion.
However, are there really rational fans?
This area is nothing more than a door for Han Zhou's fun-loving fans to turn rational fans into irrational ones.
Because there must be a door so that rational fans know how to enter this group.
Once you enter the door, you're all one family.
However, at this time, no one cared about other things in the comment section.
Because when the heat is high, it is a good time to take advantage of it.
Han Zhou’s topic has been updated now.
#Hanzhou Super Topic#
#《This Man Comes from Earth》 is exclusively released on Penguin Video! #
Not only Han Zhou's super topic, Ye Manyi's super topic, and Liu Xi's super topic are also updated in real time.
The timing was perfect. Han Zhou's song "Kill That Changshan Man" is now on the trending search list on Weibo and is also dominating the new song list.
And "This Man From Earth" was released at this time.
Penguin Video has a big screen promotion, a splash screen promotion when the computer starts, a big promotion for the latest hit movies, and all kinds of promotions.
"Ye Manyi, Liu Xi, Han Zhou, eh, there's even Teacher Zhou Guoqing? This lineup is strong!"
"Fuck? Science fiction? When did anyone in our country start making science fiction movies?"
"this……"
"Five bucks for on-demand viewing... do you want to watch it?"
Ye Manyi, a first-line actress, has been out of the screen for a long time. After resuming work, none of her works has been released on TV. The biggest opportunity for "This Man From Earth" was not the recommendation of Penguin Video.
It is Ye Manyi’s comeback work!
Of course, there are also various gimmicks.
A sci-fi romance between actor Bai Xue and a popular young actress.
Many people are still hesitant about whether to spend money to watch this movie.
At this time, a hot search was rapidly rising on the Weibo hot search list.
#Han Zhou plays Zhou Guoqing's father! #
"I watched the launch conference and knew it was a father-son drama. I thought Zhou Guoqing was playing Han Zhou's father, but I never expected that Han Zhou would play Zhou Guoqing's father?"
The most popular comment below: "Huh? If you say so, then I'm not sleepy anymore. I must watch this movie!"
"This is a great job. I'll go take a look first and then come back to comment."
Under the guidance of his granddaughter, Zhou Guoqing saw the hot searches.
After a long silence , he said, "6."