Chapter 1: Preliminary Preparations for Crossing No.3 Preliminary preparations for the crossing (Part 2)
Lens D:
Girls' dormitory:
Roommate A: What do you think... Is Minmin in love?
Roommate B: How do you mean?
Roommate A: Look, she's writing poetry every day with a brush in hand, all of which are sad and poignant about autumn and spring...
Roommate B: I see, it’s a love poem about the sad autumn and spring…
Hearing this, Minmin suddenly threw down her brush and raised her head from the pile of rice paper, shouting: "Nonsense! Who always writes those sour things about sad autumn and spring?! Ignorance! The probability of poems about sad autumn and spring appearing is so low! (This is not the point that you should be angry about...) I tell you, the time-traveling heroine may not be beautiful, but she must be able to recite poems! Among them, the most likely ones are poems about tea! The next ones are poems about plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, poems about rivers, lakes and seas... Of course, there are also many poems praising the peaceful and prosperous times, and it is still very important to please the emperor... Reciting poems is not the point, the key is to use them flexibly, and the first thing is to understand the era! If you recite Li Bai's poems to Kangxi and say they are your own original poems, you will be kicked out..."
Roommate C, who had been silent the whole time, said: "Minmin, you are preparing for the time travel, not betting on the Chinese language test for the college entrance examination. Calm down..."
Lens E:
At home:
Minmin wrapped herself around her father's neck like an octopus: "Dad, dad, please teach me how to play Go. Is there any way to beat Uncle Liu next door within a year?"
Dad: "I, your dad, have been fighting with Uncle Liu for more than ten years and still haven't beaten him. He is the amateur champion of Beijing. One year? You are dreaming!"
Minmin: "Dad, you seem to lack fighting spirit~ Hehe... I will make you burn... You are like that fire~ It burns me vigorously..." She walked down humming a song...
Next day:
Dear Neighbors:
"Xiao Zhong~ (Min Min's father) this kid has guts! All right!"
"Brother Zhao (Minmin's father), I admire you so much. You dared to say to Uncle Liu, 'Kill him without leaving a single piece of armor'! I am your idol!"
"Fuck! Lao Zhao (Minmin's dad)! He's so fucking awesome! I'll definitely go watch the game!"
"My child's father (Minmin's father), I haven't seen you act so manly since we got married! Don't worry, I fully support you!"
“…Quack, quack…”
Minmin's father was at a loss...
Minmin approached her father cautiously and spoke tentatively: "Well, Dad, I wrote a letter of challenge to Uncle Liu for you and posted it at the entrance of the alley..."
"What did you say?!" Minmin's father, who almost fainted, trembled and grabbed Minmin and shook her, "You...what did you write?" Oh my God, why did you send such a little devil to be my daughter? ? Minmin's father cried...
Minmin let her father, who was close to collapse, shake her and answered calmly:
“In fact, I didn’t write anything embarrassing, just:
"Little Liu! You have bullied me for years (the garbage in the corridor is never taken out, and the clothes drying always invades my balcony...)! Trivia piles up, and anger is hard to dissipate! One year from now, I will challenge you to a game of Go in the broken pavilion at the entrance of the alley! The loser will be responsible for cleaning the corridor for a year! I, Zhao Zhong, swear here that I will kill you without leaving a single piece of armor! See you next year on this day! --Written by Minmin on February 6, 2005...Ah! Dad! Dad, why did you faint?!"
Finally, in a situation where he was in a dilemma, Minmin's father began to train him in Go. As the only sparring partner, Minmin memorized all the chess records of famous masters. Minmin's father devoted all his knowledge to him, and Minmin made rapid progress...
the truth:
Minmin: "You know, this is the only elegant entertainment activity in ancient times! If you can't kill time, you can pretend to be profound, right?"
Lens F:
Friend A: "Minmin, we understand that you want to travel through time, but why did you sign up for French and Japanese classes?"
Minmin: "Sister, you are too narrow-minded. How do you know that I will definitely travel back to ancient China instead of ancient foreign countries? Please refer to works such as "The Story of Princess Song in Heian-kyō"... I am making preparations for both situations, and I have to do both well~"
Lens G:
Ideological and political cultivation courses for college students:
Teacher: "Zhao Minmin! What kind of books are you reading instead of paying attention to the class? Girls nowadays read romance novels and other beautiful novels (called Danmei) all the time. They say that each generation is less elegant than the previous one. Look at what kind of connotation is there? Where is the elegance? ... Hand in that book!"
Minmin handed it to the podium.
The book cover was printed in gold letters: "The Prince"
The teacher is stiff...
Post-war International Relations History Course:
Teacher: "Student Zhao Minmin, what are you reading with your head down?"
Minmin: "Introduction to Public Administration"
division:"……"
Marxist Political Economics Course:
Teacher: "Hey! Girl over there! What are you looking at? I don't know what I'm talking about in class! Did you understand the economic theory I just talked about?!"
Minmin: "I understand. I'm reading Modern Business Marketing."
division:"……"
Deng Xiaoping Theory Course:
Teacher: "Zhao Minmin, what are you looking at? Do you understand the essence of Deng Xiaoping Theory that I just talked about?"
Minmin: "I am deepening my understanding. This is Sun Tzu's Art of War."
division:"……"
Chinese Classical Literature Course:
Teacher: "...So, modern people have forgotten their roots! Tell me, how many of you can distinguish the five kinds of grains? Do you know what rice looks like?...Hey, girl over there, what are you looking at?"
Minmin: "The Complete Guide to Terrace Farming"
division:"……"
Advanced Mathematics Courses:
Teacher: "Don't feel annoyed by calculating these numbers! Theory is to serve practice! The formula on paper today is the skyscraper tomorrow! ... Zhao Minmin! What book are you reading?"
Minmin: “Steelmaking”
division:"……"
So, being absent-minded in class to this extent is also a state of mind...
