Chapter 1: Preliminary Preparations for Crossing No.1 Zhao Minmin
It was late at night and everyone was asleep. I could no longer hear the parents calling their daughter, but I could hear the clicking of the mouse and keyboard.
The articles written by Jin Zida and Grape Da were reflected on the screen. Someone in front of the computer was holding a tissue, crying and laughing, shaking like a ball...
Without any warning, someone suddenly closed all the windows, stared blankly at the desk of the Ultimate Weapon for a long time... It seemed that even time had stopped...
Suddenly, a crack appeared in the air. Someone moved! Yes, someone moved! With trembling hands, someone pressed on the computer desk, slowly propped up his hard body, stretched his hunched spine, twisted his aching neck, and his energy moved around, finally gathering in his dantian, and his energy surged! Everything happened in an instant! Someone looked up to the sky and shouted:
“I—want—to—pass—through—!!!!! Aa ...
"Bang!" (The sound of the Pocket French-Chinese Dictionary hitting someone's head)
"What time is it? You're making so much noise that it's killing my mother!" (A woman on the upper bunk yells)
"..." (Someone is still alive...)
Someone is an ordinary person.
Even the surname that people use to identify their ancestors is "Zhao" - to put it nicely, it ranks first among the hundred surnames. To put it bluntly, it is rampant.
A name is good - if there is only one, at least it can bring some of the heroic qualities of the women in Jin Yong's novels. For this reason, some people often beat their chests and stamp their feet, and every time they think about it, they can't help but complain about the previous generation's lack of cultural accomplishment.
By the way, that person’s name is Zhao Minmin.
When I was learning to write essays in elementary school, my teacher said: Character description should start from appearance and then personality, supplemented with hobbies and deeds, so that the image will be full and lovely. So, let's first take a look at Minmin's appearance and personality.
People say that a woman's beauty is 30% appearance, 30% temperament, 30% quality and 10% dressing.
And Minmin--
The appearance is average, and the skin is very tight;
Average education, average family background, no special skills, temperament deducted 20 points;
As for his personality... (this ellipsis has many meanings)... Fortunately in principle, he is still actively moving closer to the Party organization, so I will deduct five points from his quality;
As for the dress, this is a variable, and its degree of brilliance is directly proportional to the tightness of the hand. To put it bluntly, it depends on the money to hit it.
To sum up, Minmin's comprehensive index fluctuates around 65 points. In Hu Jintao's words: The current situation is worrying...
Let’s talk about Minmin’s hobbies.
Minmin's only hobby is to read novels day and night on the Internet. Recently, she has become fascinated by time-travel novels. After reading more than 20 time-travel novels, Minmin has a systematic and clear understanding:
Great for time travel!
It’s good to travel through time, to see beautiful girls and hold gold and silver treasures in your hands.
It’s good to travel through time, out of Tianshan and into Longtan, with peerless martial arts.
It’s great to travel through time, to travel around the world and visit the deep palace, and listen to me talk about Chinese and foreign history.
It’s good to travel through time, the protagonist is lucky, and even if he doesn’t have any special abilities, he can still be Wei Xiaobao!
The time travel is good, the supporting characters are good-looking , proficient in all kinds of martial arts, and they are blind and always lean towards the protagonist~
Therefore, Zhao Minmin, who was mediocre and had no chance of making a breakthrough in real life, was determined to embark on the road of time travel of no return!
