If every encounter is a kind of fate, then, Lin Muren, we are a kind of ill fate!
How could there be someone in this world with such a weird name as Xiao Baobei?
How could it not be? There are people named Wei Shengjin and Ju Taijin in this world, why can't there be room for me?

On the first day that Xiao Baobei entered university, he witnessed a bloody drama.
Right in front of her, a man and a woman were standing under a big tree.
"Let's break up. I will never like you again! Even if you cry and beg me, I won't like you anymore!" The girl shouted at the boy while crying.
The boy who was dumped looked calm and composed.
Looking at this scene, a flock of crows flew over Xiao Baobei's head.
Who was dumped? Xiao Baobei held his chin up and began to unravel the plot like Sherlock Holmes.
Looking at the looks of these two men, the girl is tall and beautiful, like a typical mistress in idol dramas, and the boy is also handsome, although not as handsome as Li Yange, but can barely stand in the team of handsome guys (in Xiao Baobei's heart, anyone who is not as handsome as Li Yange can only be considered barely handsome).
No matter how you look at it, this handsome man and beautiful woman should have a romantic love story like in an idol drama, so how could they break up?
Could it be that this girl likes someone else?
As soon as this astonishing idea flashed through Xiao Baobei's mind, she continued to watch the development of the situation intently with her eyes wide open. You know, such "vulgar" plots as stealing someone's love and cheating are her favorites.
"I'm not good enough, you should like someone else!" The boy who had been silent all this time uttered a few words in a lazy tone.
After hearing what the boy said, the girl cried even more sadly.
The direction of this bloody drama is becoming increasingly unclear...
"You will find someone better than me, who will love you, protect you, and treat you like a child. Don't be afraid of hurting me, go and pursue your own happiness!" Seeing the girl crying, the boy started speaking again.
Listening to the boy's words, Xiao Baobei beside him couldn't help but applaud and shouted, "Well said!"
After hearing what Xiao Baobei said, the two of them were all stunned as they looked at Xiao Baobei who was fascinated by the show.
Xiao Baobei came back to his senses at this time, and said with an awkward smile: "Sorry, sorry! You guys continue, don't bother me, I am transparent, transparent."
After saying this, she deliberately looked far away and vague.
But the girl would never listen to Xiao Baobei's explanation. After shedding a tear, she walked away without looking back.
Baby Xiao looked at the walking away figure and the figure standing there in a daze, and couldn't help but sticking out his tongue.
After the girl left, the boy sat down on a chair beside the road in a somewhat dejected manner. Looking at his slightly sad figure, Xiao Baobei felt a little guilty. If she hadn't interrupted them, the two of them might have reconciled after a quarrel...
"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to make that noise just now. I just thought what you said was great." Baby Xiao walked towards the figure, apologizing for his rash behavior as he walked.
The boy sat on the chair, took out his cell phone and didn't pay any attention to what Xiao Baobei said.
Baby Xiao walked up to the boy and sat down next to him. She wanted to comfort him but didn't know what to say.
Baby Xiao looked at the boy's phone, wanting to see what he was looking at so that she could find a topic to talk about!
But when Xiao Baobei's eyes met the boy's cell phone, her mouth immediately turned into a big circle.
The boy was watching the news. The headlines were : A man in Fujian committed suicide by jumping off a building because his girlfriend broke up with him, and a man in Shandong jumped into a river because he was too sad about the breakup with his girlfriend...
Oh my God! Is this person planning to commit suicide?
Thinking of this, Xiao Baobei said in a trembling voice: "Brother, buddy, you, do you know? The human heart is mainly composed of myocardium. You know what myocardium is, right? It is an organ that has no feeling for external damage. The heartache you feel now is all transmitted by your brain. The brain is easier to explain. As long as you don't think about unhappy things, it won't have any feelings. So, you must cheer up! That girl has no vision and doesn't want you. There will be other girls who like you, right? You are not ugly."
When Xiao Baobei finished speaking, Lin Muren looked at Xiao Baobei with eyes that could be described as looking at an alien. You know, how could he, Lin Muren, the great talent, be dumped? And the heart is made up of cardiac muscle, what kind of mess is that? And, what else can you say that he is not ugly? Come on! The girls in the entire liberal arts college chasing after Lin Muren can line up for two miles!
Which Mars did this girl land from?
She wouldn't think that Lin Muran was really heartbroken, right?
Thinking of this, Lin Muren's eyes when looking at Xiao Baobei changed from looking at an alien to looking at a weirdo.
"Really, you have to believe me! It's a broken heart! Everyone goes through this. Just take it lightly, take a deep breath, and everything will be fine." Seeing that Lin Muren did not respond to him, Xiao Baobei continued to persuade him very seriously.
Lin Muran glanced at Xiao Baobei and sneered, “Haha.”
This cold smile was filtered into Xiao Baobei's ears and turned into a helpless bitter smile. Looking at Lin Muran who was pretending to be strong, she felt a little distressed: "Don't laugh, cry if you want to! It will be better after crying."
After listening to what Xiao Baobei said, Lin Muren, who wanted to continue sneering, had his mouth so stiff that he could not show any expression.
This girl is just weird, totally weird...
At that moment, there was nothing else in Lin Muren's mind except this thought.
Xiao Baobei looked at Lin Muren's expression of not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and her heart was filled with passion. She, Xiao Baobei, was responsible for her own actions and would help others when she saw injustice. Since she had encountered such a tragedy today, she could not just sit back and watch!
Thinking of this, Xiao Baobei stood up and looked at Lin Muran seriously and firmly: "Crying is conducive to venting emotions, just like the song says." At this point, she cleared her throat and sang in a tone-deaf voice, "It's not a sin for a man to cry, cry, cry. Even the strongest people have the right to be tired. If there is only heartbreak behind the smile, why should a person be so embarrassed? It's not a sin for a man to cry, cry, cry..."
After the song was over, Lin Muran was completely petrified on the spot. Xiao Baobei seemed very satisfied with her singing and gave Lin Muran a cheering look: "Look, even though I sang out of tune, I still overcame my inner demons and sang loudly, so you have to cheer too."
Lin Muren continued to look at Xiao Baobei in silence. His thoughts at the moment could no longer be described in any words. You know, as the top talent in the School of Literature, Lin Muren has an entire Xinhua vocabulary library in his head!
"Why are you still not talking?" Looking at Lin Muran who was standing there in a daze, Xiao Baobei was a little flustered.
"Hehe." Lin Muren didn't know what to say and could only cover it up with a wry smile.
"Don't smile bitterly, cheer up! My talented boyfriend Li Yange once wrote a poem like this, let me read it to you! If life deceives you, please don't panic or be anxious, the sad days will pass quickly. Believe it! Happy days will eventually come, you just need to look into the distance and wait quietly." After finishing reading the poem, Xiao Baobei couldn't help but chuckle with her head down.
You should know that this poem was specially written for her by Li Yange when she was about to take the college entrance examination.
Compared to Xiao Baobei who was laughing alone, Lin Muren looked terrified.
Yes, horror.
This girl is not only weird, but also a weirdo whose head is filled with "shit"!
Can this thing, which has completely changed Pushkin's "If Life Deceives You", be considered a poem?
"Okay, since you're heartbroken today, I'll stay with you. If you want to go somewhere or eat anything, I'll go with you and eat with you. How about that?"
Baby Xiao looked at the empty environment, fearing that Lin Muran would come up with some weird way to commit suicide, so he suggested something that he thought was smart.
Hearing what Xiao Baobei said, Lin Muren had an evil idea in his mind. He raised his eyebrows: "Where do I want to go, what do I want to eat, will you accompany me?"
"Um."
Xiao Baobei nodded, thinking about what food and places to go near the school? I could just accompany him to eat at a roadside stall!
"Okay, then treat me to a meal!" After saying that, Lin Muren stood up and walked forward with big strides.
Baby Xiao looked at Lin Muran's back and stood there in a daze.
How can this person make it seem so natural when he asks others to treat him to a meal?
Lin Muran took Xiao Baobei to the most upscale western restaurant near the school.
Looking at the shiny table and floor, Xiao Baobei felt a little regretful.
A loser like her who can only afford to eat at roadside food stalls has never been to such a high-end restaurant...
"What would you like to order?"
As soon as Xiao Baobei sat down, a neatly dressed waiter who spoke fluent Mandarin came to her side.
"A glass of boiled water, thank you." After quickly looking through the expensive menu written entirely in English, Xiao Baobei swallowed and said awkwardly.
" Aren't you going to eat?" Lin Muren looked at the menu while looking at Xiao Baobe who was sweating profusely.
"No! No! I'm not hungry, you eat! You've been heartbroken, so you can eat. People who've been heartbroken don't have a good appetite, so you can just order something."
"Well, okay. " Hearing what Xiao Baobei said, Lin Muren showed an evil smile on his face.
It seems that this strange girl wants him to be less. But he refuses! He, the great talent Lin Muren, has never met such a fun girl.
You know, as long as he says he wants to eat, no girl would be unwilling to accompany him.
Thinking of this, he closed the menu and said to the waiter, "Please give me a shrimp and cheese risotto, a medium-rare French red wine steak with black pepper sauce, a clam chowder soup, a fruit platter and a Haagen-Dazs vanilla ice cream. "
Hearing Lin Muran order such a large amount of food, Xiao Baobei said weakly: "I just need boiled water!"
"I know, I ordered it for myself!"
Lin Muran’s answer almost made Xiao Baobei’s jaw drop.
She had never seen anyone who had a broken heart eat so much! Could it be that he was trying to turn his grief into appetite?
Baby Xiao felt like crying but had no tears as he secretly touched the empty wallet in his pocket.
"Hey, the food here is quite delicious. Why do you only want a glass of water? Is it because you can't understand the English menu?" In just a moment, the waiter brought all the food Lin Muran ordered. While Lin Muran was feasting on the food, he didn't forget to tease Xiao Baobei.
"No way, come on, I got 135 points in the English college entrance examination!" Baby Xiao drank boiled water, trying to taste the taste of money from it.
You know, in such a high-end restaurant, a glass of boiled water costs 15 yuan!
"135 points?" Lin Muren raised his head from the food and glanced at Xiao Baobei with a puzzled look. He didn't expect that this strange girl with a double-digit IQ could get 135 points in English. You know, he, Lin Muren, only got 130 points!
Well, he said that he had a new respect for the strange girl in front of him.
"By the way, what's your name?"
There are two things that Xiao Baobei fears most in her life. The first is when someone asks her name, and the second is when someone pronounces her last name with the third tone.
"My last name is Xiao." In order to prevent Lin Muren from laughing at him, Xiao Baobei decided to start the introduction with his last name.
"Oh, Xiao what?" Lin Muren didn't expect that this weird girl would introduce herself in such a strange way.
"The second word is treasure."
"Xiao Bao? And then?"
"The third word is Bei."
"Oh, that's Xiao baby!" At this point, Lin Muran seemed to understand something. He almost spit out the watermelon he was chewing in his mouth with a "puff".
Looking at Lin Muran's reaction, Xiao Baobei continued to swallow boiled water unhappily.
I know this is the reaction...
"How could there be someone in this world with such a weird name like Xiao Baobei?"
"Why not? There are people named Wei Shengjin and Ju Taijin in this world, so why can't there be room for me?" Baby Xiao glanced at Lin Muran and said unhappily.
In the past, whenever someone lamented that she had such a weird name, she never knew how to respond. But later, when Shen Xingru told her this standard answer, she felt the pleasure of watching others stare in amazement.
For example, Lin Muran in front of him.
"Then what's your name?" Looking at the stunned Lin Muran, Xiao Baobei asked while holding back his smile.
"Oh, Lin Mumu."
It’s not a very normal name, Xiao Baobei couldn’t help but purse his lips.
"I'm full, I can pay the bill now." Lin Muren wiped his mouth and showed a satisfied expression to Xiao Baobei.
Baby Xiao looked at the plates piled in front of him and couldn't believe that Lin Mumu would have the nerve to let him pay the bill.
"I, you, I..." Because he was too shocked, Xiao Baobei started to speak incoherently.
Looking at Xiao Baobei's flustered look, Lin Muren felt a little secretly happy.
It turns out to be such a fun thing to play a prank on this girl!
"Don't differentiate between you and me, we are all friends from now on! Friend, I'm going to the toilet!" After saying that, Lin Muren patted Xiao Baobei's shoulder, leaving her with a drunk and punchable back.
"ah--"
Baby Xiao, who stayed where he was, rubbed his hair helplessly.
No, I have to trust Lin Mumu. He might pay the bill himself after he finishes using the toilet...
Baby Xiao kept comforting herself in her heart, but a word from the waiter shattered all her dreams after a while.
"Miss, your friend asked me to inform you that he has left first. Please pay the bill."
Listening to the waiter's words, Xiao Baobei reluctantly pointed to the pile of plates in front of him and asked, "Excuse me, how much is the total?"
"Your total is 584 yuan."
584 yuan? How can this Lin Mumu eat food? He eats an astronomical amount of money!
"Excuse me, can I get a discount if I have a student ID?" Although she had already accepted this astronomical figure, Xiao Baobei still made a last-ditch effort. She picked up her student ID and waved it in front of the waiter.
"I'm sorry, miss, we can't give discounts here." The waiter listened to what Xiao Baobei said and refused with difficulty.
"Oh, oh, okay." Xiao Baobei took back his student ID in dismay, took out his wallet and opened it. After looking at the two pitiful red bills in the wallet, he reluctantly took out his bank card and asked, "Excuse me, can I pay by card?"
"Yes, Miss." The waiter took the bank card, swiped it on the mobile POS machine and said , "Miss, please enter the password."
After Xiao Baobei pressed the six-digit number and listened to the sound of the POS machine operating, she seemed to hear the sound of her own heartbreaking.
A meal costs more than 500 yuan, why doesn’t Lin Mumu go and rob?