As autumn arrives, it rains and gets colder. It was just two or three rains during the National Day holiday, plus a force 4 or 5 gale, and the temperature dropped quickly. The day before yesterday, the streets were full of short-sleeved shirts and vests, but today it has become a "hodgepodge" of short-sleeved shirts, vests, shirts, hoodies, and even thin cotton coats - a wonder in B City. You don't have to go anywhere else, just take a walk around P University and you can see everything. Most of the students have messy hair, expressionless faces, and walk hurriedly with their heads shrunk.
In the crowd, Tong Yao was pulling a suitcase, walking with her head held high, very conspicuous. She was wearing the latest windbreaker, a white shirt with dark jeans, and a pair of black boots, which made her look slim and long-legged, and imposing. However, this imposingness disappeared instantly when she opened the dormitory door.
"Sisters, I'm back!" As soon as she finished speaking, a petite figure rushed over and the two hugged each other. Tong Yao pinched the other's waist and said in surprise: "Xu Jiaojiao, you have lost weight!"
"Really?" Xu Jiaojiao said with a grin, "I'm going to play Hatsune Miku at the comic convention next Saturday, and I plan to lose ten pounds first!"
"The goal is ambitious, and losing weight is promising." Tong Yao nodded in understanding, turned around and took out a Hatsune Miku figurine from the suitcase.
"I love you the most!" Xu Jiaojiao was overjoyed and gave Tong Yao a big hug and blew her several kisses.
Tong Yao took out a bottle of perfume from the suitcase and said with a sly smile, "Is Qing'er out on a date again? I brought her 'Pink Love Song', which is especially suitable for a little woman like her who is in love."
Xu Jiaojiao took a breath, squeezed her palm, and pointed to the upper bunk. Tong Yao then noticed that the quilt on Xu Qing's bed was shaking, and the trash can next to it was full of tissues. She pulled the quilt and asked in surprise: "Qing'er, what's wrong with you?"
Xu Qing burst into tears and emerged from behind the quilt. Her eyes were red and swollen, and she choked up as she said, "We were 'broken up'."
Tong Yao was stunned. Xu Qing had been dating her boyfriend for less than two months, and when she talked about him, it seemed like happiness was oozing out of every pore. Her sisters even urged her to meet him to check things out. How could they break up just like that when they haven't even checked this out yet? She hurriedly asked, "Broken up? What does that mean?"
"The 'scumbag' hooked up with the pretty girl from the next department. When Qing'er heard the rumor, she went to confront him, only to find out that they had been together for half a month. The 'scumbag' turned his face away in front of the pretty girl and told her not to bother him anymore." Xu Jiaojiao showed her the photos of the two of them on her phone, and said sadly, "This kind of two-timing guy only bullies Qing'er because of her good personality. If I wasn't so weak in fighting, I would have slapped him in the face long ago." Xu Jiaojiao is 148 cm tall, but has always had ambitions that are as strong as those of a 180 cm tall man.
"This is too much!" Tong Yao angrily slammed the table, shocking Xu Qing and Xu Jiaojiao. She rubbed her palms and said angrily, "Qing'er, stop crying! Let's go and see him and ask him to give an explanation."
Xu Jiaojiao clapped softly: "Tong Yao is so awesome!"
Frightened by Tong Yao's words, Xu Qing backed off: "Forget it, maybe... maybe I do have some flaws. I saw that the girl is pretty and has a lot of temperament. The two of them are a good match when standing together."
"Qing'er, it's wrong for you to say that. How can you boost others' ambitions and destroy your own prestige? Besides, beauty lies in the bones, not in the skin. You are a good person, and it's that 'scumbag' who doesn't deserve you!" Tong Yao said earnestly, "What's more, no matter who you ask, he is wrong." She crackled her fingers, "Or you can just stop following us, Xu Jiaojiao, let's go together and seek justice!" As she said that, she was about to pull Xu Jiaojiao out.
"No!" Xu Qing screamed, jumped off the bed with unprecedented agility, grabbed Tong Yao and said, "I beg you. Let's just let this go and never mention it again."
Tong Yao was furious, and seeing Xu Jiaojiao also shaking her head at her, she had to hold back her anger and comfort her, "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you, but you should also listen to my advice, don't be sad, and learn from your mistakes in the future."
Xu Qing nodded with tears in her eyes. Tong Yao touched her head and said, "Let's go to KTV together tonight to relax?"
"You guys go ahead. I want to take a rest." Xu Qing climbed onto the bed listlessly.
Xu Jiaojiao shrugged helplessly at Tong Yao. Tong Yao had no choice but to give up, but she secretly muttered in her heart: Please don't let me meet that "scumbag".
A KTV located 500 meters outside the east gate of P University. It has a superior geographical location and is very popular, but the sound insulation is average.
When Tong Yao sang "Hero Song", the boys in the next box who were singing a fresh Japanese song suddenly became quiet. After coming to their senses, the boys continued to sing, and just in time, Tong Yao said, "When you see injustice, you should shout, and when it's time to take action, you should take action..." After three times, the boys were also led astray and started to "wow" with her. Halfway through the "wow", the boys realized that something was wrong, and the "wow" stopped abruptly.
Across the wall, a joke could be heard: "A duel between two mic masters, it's over before it even started?"
The voice was clear, like water shattering jade, but it was a little too poisonous. Xu Jiaojiao winked, clicked a thumbs-up on the screen, and shouted into the microphone: "Baby Yao, you're great!"
The other party seemed to have heard it, but he was not angry. He just responded: "Be a gentleman."
When the music started again, the rhythm was brisk and cheerful.
"This is..." Xu Jiaojiao listened attentively for a while and asked hesitantly.
Tong Yao answered in a tacit understanding: "Yes, it is the German song - "The Naughty Little Crocodile"."
This children's song full of childlike fun is widely circulated in China because of its "peculiar" pronunciation.
Xu Jiaojiao sighed: "I'm not afraid of the other party acting like a hooligan, I'm just afraid of the hooligan being educated." If she continued to compete, she would appear to be too petty.
Tong Yao was both angry and amused: "Let him be. Anyway, after singing "Hero Song", I'm already full of energy and resurrected on the spot." She switched to "Feeling Cute", and Xu Jiaojiao also became interested and started singing along.
Before she knew it, half a day had passed. Tong Yao put down the microphone and took a gulp of water: "Great!"
Seeing that her anger had mostly dissipated, Xu Jiaojiao consoled her, "It's true that we should fight for our dignity, but we have to be fair to each other. Qing'er has a stubborn personality, so it's normal for her to stop you."
"It's a pity that I wasn't there at the time," Tong Yao crushed the bottle of mineral water and threw it into the trash can. "If I had met him, I would have made him know how to write the word 'fairness'."
Xu Jiaojiao joked: "Maybe you'll run into your enemy when you turn around."
Tong Yao made a disgusting expression, and the two laughed. Because she sang too hard before, Tong Yao drank two large bottles of water. After handing the microphone to Xu Jiaojiao, she went to the bathroom, but unexpectedly encountered a human-shaped "roadblock". A man and a woman were half hugging and half hugging, blocking the aisle to the bathroom. They said a few words and then got intimate. Tong Yao looked even more annoyed, and was about to go up and ask them to make way, but she heard the girl ask: "I heard that Xu Qing went to your dormitory building today and made a scene?"
Good news never goes out, but bad news travels a thousand miles. Tong Yao shook her head helplessly, and was about to tell them to be more polite, but she heard the boy say with a big tongue, three parts helpless and seven parts proud: "Xu Qing brought me breakfast and saved a seat for me before, and I always regarded her as a good friend. Who would have thought that she was so dirty and had such a heart."
"Then you don't know that she is pursuing you?" the girl asked.
"How would I know her clumsy way of pursuing you?" the boy said aggrievedly, "Besides, haven't I been pursuing you all along? You're the only one I think about and see."
The girl finally gave up and chuckled, "I told you, with a look like her, you can still be attracted to her."
In the dim light, Tong Yao couldn't see the two people's appearance clearly at first and couldn't confirm it. But after hearing this, she was very sure that the two people in front of her were the "scumbag" and the school beauty.
The "scumbag" was still nagging: "Let's not talk about her anymore. She is like that, not even worth carrying your shoes..." Before he could finish his words, he was kicked hard in the abdomen.
The shoes were the popular slender heels this year, and the effect of stepping on them was obvious. The "scumbag" screamed, holding his stomach and taking several steps back before stopping. The beauty who was leaning on him suddenly lost her support and fell back screaming, with Tong Yao supporting her back with one hand.
The two consecutive screams attracted people nearby. The guests who were laughing, making noise, talking on the phone, and chatting in the corridor suddenly became quiet. After a while, everyone came back to their senses. Some people exclaimed "wow", and some applauded. Curious spectators wanted to watch the excitement, but they stopped in their tracks when they were swept by Tong Yao's angry gaze - the beauty's aura was too strong, and her eyes were like a knife.
After the beauty stood firm, she immediately rushed over to help the "scumbag" up and asked with concern: "Are you okay?"
The "scumbag" waved his hand at her, and they both turned their heads and yelled, "Are you crazy?"
"I'm sorry to disappoint you two. I took medicine before going out today." Tong Yao said with narrowed eyes.
The "scumbag" and the beauty took two steps back cautiously.
"Did you take it seriously? Your IQ..." Tong Yao sighed twice, and then continued, "I just happened to meet you, so I'll ask two questions for my Qing'er. First, you said you didn't know her feelings. More than a month ago, was it your brother who agreed for them to be together? Second, even if you really didn't understand, when Xu Qing asked about it because of a misunderstanding, you could have just refused directly. Why are you slandering people in secret now? Can you be even more shameless? Do you know how to write the word 'scumbag'?"
"Stop slandering me! She and I are not together!" The "scumbag" pointed at Tong Yao and argued.
"Didn't the teacher tell you that it's rude to point at people like this?" Tong Yao pushed his fingers away and said harshly, "You don't know how to write 'shameless' and 'scumbag'. It doesn't matter. I will teach you today. If I can't teach you, let me teach you with my fist."
Before the "scumbag" could say anything, the beauty next to him sneered and said, "Just because Yijie is so charming, does that mean he has to be responsible for those girls who throw themselves at him?"
"Let's not talk about you changing the concept and confusing my question," Tong Yao shook her head, looking up and down at the "scumbag" and said, "You're not even stable, just a boiled chicken, and you call it charm? Haha."
The school beauty blushed and asked, "Who are you? Why do you give orders to Yijie?"
"Even if it's a passerby, we have to help. What's more, I, Tong Yao, am Qing'er's roommate." Tong Yao said.
"Tong Yao?" The "scumbag" suddenly sobered up, his face looked a little gray, and the school beauty also fell silent.
Who doesn't know Tong Yao from the Broadcasting Department of P University? Since she entered the school, she has dominated the BBS gossip headlines because of her super high appearance. Oval face, willow-shaped eyebrows, cherry lips, a natural beauty... Some people have even used her face for professional research, proving that her three-part and five-eye features are the standard appearance of a beautiful woman. Coupled with her smooth black straight long hair and perfect figure, I don't know how many people think she has become a goddess.
However, these cannot make the two silent. The real reason is that when Tong Yao was robbed, she used a mantis kick to sweep the opponent away. Beauty is not scary, but the scary thing is that the beauty has learned Sanda, Taekwondo, fencing, etc. since she was a child, and it is not for entertainment.
The scene fell into a terrible silence. At this moment, a Japanese voice suddenly came from the men's bathroom behind her: "ハニー、早く来てよ (Dear, come quickly)." It was a young girl's voice, so sweet that Tong Yao got goose bumps.
At this time, someone came out of the bathroom with a cell phone in his hand. The "scumbag" called out in surprise: "Qin Zhan?"
Qin Zhan sighed and said, "Yes, sorry to interrupt you." Although he said sorry, his expression was full of indifference.
Qin Zhan wanted to go to the bathroom, but was blocked inside and watched a young couple being intimate. He felt disgusted in his heart.
Until Tong Yao flew out and kicked Qin Zhan, he was instantly stunned. She had a perfect figure, a thin waist and long legs, and her movements were clean and neat, with great momentum. Qin Zhan forgot the noise around him and his initial impatience, and only felt that Tong Yao at that moment had her own aura and was extremely beautiful.
In the Qin family, if Qin Dad and Qin Zhan are full of bookishness, then Qin Mom and sister Qin Yue are full of banditry, oh no, full of domineering, a typical model family with strong women and weak men complementing each other. Probably because he grew up under the "violent" suppression of his sister, Qin Zhan is determined to find a powerful wife when he gets married - not just a powerful personality, but also a literal meaning - powerful fists and feet.
Tong Yao's kick hit Zeng Yijie's abdomen and also stabbed Qin Zhan's heart. It was violent and brave enough, and every word and action made his heart beat abnormally fast. This was simply the ideal girlfriend tailor-made for him by God.
He was so absorbed in watching that the urging of the game character on his phone betrayed his presence, exposing him to Tong Yao in such a situation.
Qin Zhan was discovered hiding in the bathroom to watch the good show of fighting against the "scumbag" and upholding justice. He was in an extremely awkward situation at the moment. However, he was not impatient, took a deep breath, quickly adjusted his expression, and then handed the phone to Tong Yao, saying: "I was in there the whole time, just playing games, not intentionally..." He was sure that he was honest and generous at the moment, and had a reason.
Little did he know that on his phone, a long-haired man was holding a beautiful kimono-clad woman in his arms. The woman's shoulders were half exposed, and she looked affectionate. There was Japanese text next to it, which looked like a line of description and a few options. Tong Yao didn't quite recognize it. She looked at Qin Zhan's smiling eyes, then at his phone, and the contempt in her eyes became more obvious.
Qin Zhan was shocked and realized that he was misunderstood, so he explained seriously: "I am going to write a BP (Booster Pack) recently, which is related to mobile games, so I will play similar games."
"You city people are the ones who know how to play it." Tong Yao said with a curled mouth, "I know this kind of game, it's a must-have for otakus, but I didn't know it had such a scale."
The word "otaku" hit the nail on the head, but Qin Zhan remained calm, raised his lips and said in a long voice: "For this kind of game, you know the limits and so on. It seems that you know a lot about it."
Tong Yao didn't expect to be blamed. She squinted her eyes and scanned his lower body, secretly thinking about where to kick. Qin Zhan, with his years of experience of being abused, keenly felt the chill and quickly explained in a serious tone: "This model is very classic and has been popular for several years. Understanding its design concept and business model can..."
Tong Yao was completely confused and felt a pain in her head, so she interrupted rudely, "And then?"
"Then?" Qin Zhan was also panicked.
"To sum it up, isn't it just a big copy of Tianxia Games?"
“The concept is wrong, but the essence is innovation.”
"Hiding in the bathroom to read gossip is also your innovation?"
Qin Zhan turned his head to look at the two people who had been acting as the background wall, and smiled at Tong Yao: "It's also a coincidence that I happened to catch up with Teacher Tong's class."
"Birds of a feather flock together." Tong Yao laughed, "You're welcome, birds of a feather. If one teaches, then both teach."
The corners of Qin Zhan's mouth twitched awkwardly, and he quickly changed the subject and asked the "scumbag": "Are you Zeng Yijie from Class 1? I usually meet you in public classes, but we never talk. Thank you for personally demonstrating the modern version of Chen Shimei today. You didn't let me miss Teacher Tong's "The Case of the Chopping of the Beauty", and made me realize that you are this kind of Zeng Yijie."
Zeng Yijie's face turned even paler. With Qin Zhan's personality and popularity, if he agreed today, his reputation in the Finance Department would be ruined and he would have no place to stand. The beauty obviously understood this and said timidly, "You can't blame Yijie entirely. We were doing well, but she had to interfere..."
Before Tong Yao could speak, Qin Zhan interrupted her: "You are the one who really interfered, girl, but we have to solve the main contradiction first." He raised his chin towards Zeng Yijie, "It doesn't matter if you owe IQ tax, you can pay it back later. If you owe EQ tax, it's not just a tax issue, but a character issue. It's not scary to make mistakes, but to have a bad attitude. So, apologize if you should apologize, and make amends if you should apologize."
Tong Yao was deeply moved by this sentence, and she also realized that she had misunderstood Qin Zhan before. Tong Yao no longer cared whether his last sentence was a veiled criticism of her, and laughed at Qin Zhan: "Sorry, I mistakenly thought you two were a nest of snakes and rats before. It seems that you are a wise man, classmate."
Snake, rat, what? Qin Zhan narrowed his eyes: "My fault, I should have checked the imperial calendar before going out today, and then put a label: I am not familiar with this kind of people."
Tong Yao couldn't refute and clasped her fists to express her apology. After being interrupted by Qin Zhan, it was difficult for her to do anything to Zeng Yijie, so she glared at Zeng Yijie coldly and said, "I was a little rude before, it's my fault. But today I'm putting it here, if you don't apologize to Qing'er and continue to slander her, there will be no end between us."
Domineering, straightforward and unpretentious! Qin Zhan opened his mouth, but no sound came out. In the end, he watched Tong Yao leave.
"Qin Zhan..." Zeng Yijie said with difficulty, "Can today's event be considered as..."
Qin Zhan was very dissatisfied with being interrupted, and said in a long tone: "Oh, what do you think?"
Zeng Yijie swallowed his saliva and finally said, "Can you pretend you didn't see it?"
"What should I do? I was trapped here watching you two being intimate, and then I was forced to watch a big show, and was also suspected of having bad habits. You told me to pretend I didn't see it?" Qin Zhan asked coldly.
Zeng Yijie pursed his lips: "It's my fault."
"Apologizing is not important. What's important is that God is watching what you do." Qin Zhan walked away slowly, leaving a sentence, "I never gossip."
——Can you trust someone who easily says "never"?
Anyway, Zeng Yijie and Xihua believed it. They stopped entanglement and walked towards the exit of KTV hand in hand.
When Tong Yao returned to the box, she bumped into Xu Jiaojiao who was about to go out.
"You've been gone for so long, I thought someone was so unlucky to have offended you!" Xu Jiaojiao shouted first.
Tong Yao pinched her nose and said with a smile: "It seems that I'll just call you Xu Banxian from now on."
Xu Jiaojiao covered her mouth and widened her eyes: "Did you really meet a 'scumbag'? How is it? How is it?"
"I happened to run into him saying bad things about Qing'er, so I kicked him." Tong Yao felt quite regretful. "There were so many people talking, and he ran into someone who was trying to make trouble, so he got kicked easily."
"It's karma, it's retribution, hahaha!" Xu Jiaojiao put her hands on her hips and laughed wildly, then asked, "Is it his classmate who messed up the situation?"
Tong Yao felt that it was a bit difficult to explain. At that time, she attacked the boy indiscriminately, which was indeed a bit unfair. But she couldn't resist Xu Jiaojiao's pestering, so she told him the whole story. She felt a little guilty, so she deliberately focused on describing the dirty and messy bathroom environment.
"Tell me, if it wasn't for the gossip, how could anyone play games in such an environment?"
However, Xu Jiaojiao could no longer listen. Her eyes were shining as she stared at Tong Yao intently.
"What are you doing?" Tong Yao was startled.
She is familiar with this expression. It appears when Xu Jiaojiao encounters her favorite figurines, when she eats hot pot or barbecue buffet, and when she meets the male god in the cosplay (role-playing) world... So what mechanism did she accidentally trigger just now?
" Who did you say you met just now?" Xu Jiaojiao spat out word by word, "Qin Zhan?"
Tong Yao answered hesitantly: "I heard Zeng Yijie call him that."
Xu Jiaojiao screamed “Ahhhh” and rolled over on the sofa: “Fate must be punishing me for not accompanying you to the toilet! Why didn’t I accompany you!”
"Who is Qin Zhan?" Tong Yao said she didn't understand.
"Qin Zhan, a great talent in the Department of Finance!" Xu Jiaojiao's eyes lit up. "He can speak English, French, German, Japanese, and Korean, and he can debate with the Eagle Society. I heard that even his daily reading materials are all foreign poetry and literary works. He is so elegant and romantic."
Tong Yao suddenly got goosebumps all over her body: "Wait a minute, why didn't I know you were his fangirl before?"
"Since..." Xu Jiaojiao seemed to remember something, and waved her hand handsomely, "Don't worry about the details. For a high-quality male god like Qin Zhan, everyone will become his fan girl sooner or later."
Tong Yao listened to Xu Jiaojiao's compliments and thought about the confrontation. She couldn't help but pat Xu Jiaojiao on the head. "What do you mean by good-looking and talented? Isn't he just a senior otaku? What's the most important thing in a relationship? Of course, a sunny boy with six-pack abs!" Tong Yao clenched her fists and nodded to confirm her thoughts. "Well, our target is a muscle-meat-man!"
Xu Jiaojiao was still lying there sadly. She turned on her cell phone and reluctantly used the money for a bowl of noodles to renew her campus network fee. Then she went online to post anonymously: The furthest distance in life is not between life and death, but when your best friend went to the bathroom, she not only ran into your idol, but also dealt with the "scumbag" you wanted to teach a lesson to, but you didn't accompany her to the bathroom - to the idol I passed by, and my distant dream of the world of martial arts.
It was the peak time for Internet surfing, and many people were online. As soon as Xu Jiaojiao posted this, someone immediately responded:
"Is the male idol that the original poster is talking about Qin Zhan? Please give me the location and if I can meet him by chance!"
"Seeking a chance encounter +10086!"
"Seeking a chance encounter + ID number!"
…
There are two treasures on the gossip board of P BBS, one is Tong Yao and the other is Qin Zhan. The former has a devilish figure and charming temperament, but her fists and feet are extremely inconsistent with her appearance. The contrast makes a large number of boys and girls tremble. The latter is talented and beautiful, with high IQ, gentle and considerate, and has a good personality. I don’t know how many girls’ hearts he has harvested. For this reason, a student from the computer department wrote a script with the four words "Tong", "Yao", "Qin" and "Zhan", which is specifically used to monitor the BBS webpage. Once the relevant words appear, it can remind the owner. The student also released the script for everyone to download and use freely. Since then, whenever these four words appear, there will be a storm in the rivers and lakes.
Therefore, when someone wrote the words "Qin Zhan" in the comments, the number of clicks and replies to this post soared.
Xu Jiaojiao cried out in pain: "I'm off topic, classmates, can you please give the original poster a little more care?"
Then she watched helplessly as all the comments became: LZ, leave your coordinates and show your love.
LZ left his coordinates and care.
LZ left his coordinates and care.
…
Xu Jiaojiao said that she was not feeling well at all.
"Why are you sighing and smiling bitterly?" Tong Yao asked in surprise.
"I'm sad that I didn't see my idol. I just want more love now." Xu Jiaojiao said weakly.
Tong Yao said "Oh", but she couldn't fully understand the sadness of this girl. She fiddled with the song selection screen for a while, and soon a song rang out in the box: "As long as everyone gives a little love..."
Xu Jiaojiao completely collapsed like a quail.
At this moment, someone in the next box suddenly started singing a French song. It sounded like the mean person before. Although I couldn't understand what he was singing, I could feel the warmth of his voice, which was gentle and soft, and carried some lingering affection, which made people feel very comfortable.
"Singing songs like this in KTV is really a breath of fresh air," Tong Yao joked.
"Hush!" Xu Jiaojiao listened attentively, and then her eyes began to shine again, "Listen, is this Qin Zhan's voice? Is it? Turns out he's next door to us!"
Tong Yao listened for a while and asked with some uncertainty: "Probably?"
"Of course he is! Apart from him, who else can sing French songs so fluently?" She looked at Tong Yao and smiled wickedly, "It's just that the style of the painting changes so quickly. He just watched "The Case of the Chopping of the Beauty" and came back to sing love songs passionately."
Tong Yao didn't understand her meaning and could only laugh.
What a coincidence, Qin Zhan and his good friend Ren Yue lived next door.
As the face of the broadcasting department, Tong Yao was born with a good voice and was very recognizable. When Qin Zhan heard Tong Yao's first words in the bathroom, he recognized her as the heroine who sang "Hero Song". Then he thought of how he had childishly encouraged Ren Yue to sing a song. When he returned to the box, he felt a little unwell.
But Ren Yue had been learning from him for a long time and was well versed in finishing off enemies: "Qin Zhan, it took you so long to go to the bathroom, could it be... that you have that?"
Ren Yue winked and looked like he was about to get beaten. Qin Zhan rolled his eyes at him, stared at his slightly bulging belly and said, "I should be the one asking you this question. How many months have you been here?"
Ren Yue was prone to obesity, and if he neglected to exercise, his belly would come out. He immediately straightened his chest and pulled in his stomach, laughing: "I've been eating a little too much at night recently, and I can't control myself. What I mean is... I have hemorrhoid cream, if you need it..."
Qin Zhan's face turned darker.
Ren Yue quickly jumped to the side of the screen and said, "I haven't heard you sing for a long time. Sing a song and let the students next door see what a real microphone master is."
This sentence immediately lit up Qin Zhan's heart: the people next door could hear it! He said happily: "Choose L'amour Est Bleu for me."
As a friend who grew up with the same pants, Ren Yue felt that something was wrong with Qin Zhan. Outsiders said that Qin Zhan was a romantic and talented man, but in fact, there were three words: lazy (homebody), pretentious (pretending), and pretentious (acting). He was almost twenty years old, and he didn't even have a girlfriend. He went to the bathroom and came back and suddenly sang a love song?
Qin Zhan ignored Ren Yue's curious look, finished singing the song seriously, and said lazily: "You have something to say? Play it."
"So...did you meet your significant other when you went out just now? Oh, no, it's more likely that you met a UFO."
“Vulgar.”
"Have you really met your other half?" Ren Yue was shocked.
Qin Zhan nodded modestly and said, "To be exact, I met my ideal girlfriend."
"Are you sure you have found your ideal type - King Kong Barbie?" Ren Yue was dumbfounded.
"Well, don't forget to give me the bet." Qin Zhan looked proud.
Collecting Transformers toys, especially limited editions, is a game that the two have played since childhood and never get tired of. So when there was only one limited edition in front of them, the two reached a consensus: whoever finds the ideal girlfriend first will own this limited edition Transformer.
Ren Yue's "ideal type" is very down-to-earth - hot body and good looks, but Qin Zhan took the niche route - King Kong Barbie only knows boxing (Ren Yue's note: destined to be lonely for life). Sure enough, since entering college, Ren Yue has changed several girlfriends, all of whom are "ideal types", so he naturally keeps the bet.
At this point, the situation has changed, and Ren Yue is still struggling: "No picture, no truth. Who is she?"
"Her name is Tong Yao. She's in the next box. You were the one who sang "Naughty Little Crocodile" to her." Qin Zhan said slowly.
"That was the song you ordered for me, to force the other person to shut up!" Ren Yue was so angry that he jumped up and down.
Qin Zhan said, "Oh, it's good that they know it wasn't me who sang it." It was a perfect example of "I'd rather die than have my friend die". God knows, what he actually wanted to say was Tong Yao's kick, which was like Cupid shooting an arrow of love at the moment when he was least prepared. But the scene was awkward. If Ren Yue knew about it, he would probably laugh at him for the rest of his life.
Who would have thought that Ren Yue still found out, and very quickly.
In this world, those who go to BBS, especially the gossip section, are either weird or hot topics. Tong Yao is one of them, and Qin Zhan is even more so. Ren Yue, who is good at using campus resources, quickly searched for the anonymous post and saw the key word - bathroom.
Considering Qin Zhan's reaction, Ren Yue suppressed his laughter and said to Qin Zhan, "Tell me the details of your fall."
"What do you mean by fall? It was clearly our destiny, we met in the dark. She is there, I am there too, everything is just right." Qin Zhan avoided the "details" and started to go for the "literary and artistic style".
Ren Yue never fell for his nonsense and kept asking, "Where is that?" But the corners of his lips couldn't stop trembling and it was very difficult to hold back his laughter.
Qin Zhan looked at him steadily, saw through the trick, snatched his phone and saw the post.
The post was posted ten minutes ago, and now there are hundreds of floors. Qin Zhan followed the page that Ren Yue had opened, and turned the pages expressionlessly, with thousands of beasts trampling through his heart. The voice-over echoed in his ears over and over again: A bolt from the blue, a thunderbolt, the sky wants to kill me...
Until he saw a reply saying: The male god has appeared, how far is the goddess? This goddess refers specifically to my broadcasting department beauty Tong Yao.
The atmosphere suddenly changed, some people were discussing Tong Yao, some were discussing Qin Zhan, and finally someone said: The male god and the goddess are a perfect match. Qin Zhan wanted to find the person who replied to this sentence and talk about life. Was the other person really not a worm in his stomach?
Qin Zhan's face turned from blue to purple and then to black, and then suddenly it turned from cloudy to sunny! This was even more thrilling than a horror movie.
"あにき (Big Brother)." Qin Zhan called with a soft tone and a smile.
Ren Yue half-knelt and said, "Brother Qin, please put away your magical powers and let's talk properly."
"You don't want to give me that bet?"
"Of course not!" Ren Yue blurted out, and looked at Qin Zhan warily, "What do you want me to do?"
Qin Zhan returned the phone to him, pointed at the sentence and asked, "Did you see it?"
“Look… I see…”
It is better to offend a villain than to offend Qin Zhan. Ren Yue now just wants to slap himself to death for flipping through the posts in front of him.
However, the nightmare has already begun.
"Find a few more aliases and tell them to say this to me, and you don't have to bet on me anymore."
"Handsome Qin, you know there is no such thing as a vest on the BBS, and one student ID corresponds to one account, right?"
"So, betting or posting?"
"Shua!" Ren Yue nodded resignedly, turned around and started dancing "Xi Shua Shua".
If time could go back, Xu Jiaojiao would definitely chop off the hand that posted the anonymous post. It would be fine if everyone was just chatting about Qin Zhan downstairs, but why did they drag Tong Yao into this? Later, they completely deviated from the topic and started to tease Tong Yao and Qin Zhan...
Amid the continued popularity of the post, someone posted a post in the next forum titled "On the Necessity and Sufficiency of Beauty and Flirtatiousness", spreading rumors that Tong Yao was immoral and had bad character.
It seemed like these two posts were in competition. In less than a day and a night, they both received tens of thousands of replies. The amount of attention they attracted and the breadth of their coverage were beyond imagination.
What a mess...
In the end, Xu Jiaojiao imitated Lian Po, carrying a feather duster and climbing onto Tong Yao's bed.
Tong Yao touched her forehead, asked her to stick out her tongue, and then said, "You don't have a fever. Who are you cosplaying as?"
Xu Jiaojiao hugged Tong Yao's hand and said miserably: "Your Majesty, I was wrong. I am sorry for you." Then she handed the phone to Tong Yao.
When Tong Yao saw her name, she was startled at first, but when she saw the content, she sighed again and was so absorbed in reading it that she sometimes clapped and sometimes laughed. Xu Jiaojiao's heart also trembled. After Tong Yao finished reading, she whispered, "Are you okay?"
"Very good! Hahaha!" Tong Yao laughed. "Except for the fact that I was a little uncomfortable seeing that the heroine was named after me, this novel is pretty well written, with many twists and turns. I have a boyfriend A, but he's always flirting with other people. Today he hooks up with B, I dump A, and tomorrow he hooks up with B's friend C, and a pair of good friends are torn apart... The complexity of the relationships between the characters is comparable to Dream of the Red Chamber."
"Baby..." Xu Jiaojiao took a deep breath and said, "They are talking about you."
"Ah?" Tong Yao frowned. "I have such a rich love history, and I don't even know about it? The author should be brought out. We'll meet on the rooftop!"
"Don't be angry, I have already contacted the moderator to close the post." Xu Jiaojiao said with a headache, "Actually, it was caused by the post next door..." In order to prevent accidents, she directly told Tong Yao the cause and effect of the CP (character pairing) post.
"Then who is he? A otaku? He has nothing to do with me, right? They are not a real couple." Tong Yao said a little confused.
However, the onlookers did not want to know the truth. Someone posted a screenshot in the comments, and a person named "Qin Zhan" liked the comment "They look good together." So they firmly believed that this was the truth, and did not think that it might be Qin Zhan's first time on the forum, and he accidentally liked it.
But it is very real that Qin Zhan was another person who wanted to chop off his hand that day.
He was the one who pushed Ren Yue to hype up the CP, but he didn't expect that the strange post next door would become popular. There were many pictures at the beginning of that post, all of which were high-definition photos of Tong Yao - her figure was impeccable, and coupled with her high looks, every picture was remarkable and beautiful beyond description. The description at the end was also detailed and concise, which made people stunned, as if the parties were there. Qin Zhan read from beginning to end, repeatedly compared and cross-checked, and found about two-thirds of the descriptions with logical errors, and the remaining one-third was impossible to judge.
Similarly, Qin Zhan, who opened the BBS door, also saw other people's gossip and pictures about himself, the content of which was simply hilarious.
What does it mean that when I am not in the martial arts world, everyone in the martial arts world is my legend? Qin Zhan is like this, and so is Tong Yao.
Super high combat power, similar temperament, a perfect "ideal type"! I just didn't expect the "high society" to be so deep...
Qin Zhan, who had silently climbed the tall building of posts, sighed silently: "There is a long way to go."