Chapter 1: Choosing a Husband in the Embroidery Tower
In the 13th year of Tianbao, in Longyang City.
An old palace maid stood in an embroidery building, talking to the people below with a beaming face.
"Today, we have set up an embroidered building here to find a husband for the third princess, Xiao Yiran!"
"The conditions are very simple. It's just about who is uglier, lazier, sloppier, or more shameless!"
The lazy people who were watching below the embroidery building instantly became excited.
"I...I...I'm ugly. And I'm lazy...I haven't taken a shower for a year."
"I haven't showered for more than a year. I haven't even changed my clothes..."
"What are you talking about? I'm not only lazy. I'm also ugly! And I have pockmarks all over my face!"
A group of ladies from aristocratic families were leaning against the windows on the second floor.
Looking at the group of beggars and rogues scrambling for position downstairs, he couldn't stop laughing and said to a woman kneeling on the ground in the house:
"Yi Ran, come and take a look... pick one! These people are really uglier than each other. I can smell their ... their stench can just cover up the smell on you!"
"Yes, come and pick one. Don't waste the princess' kindness. Don't you like this kind of thing? You are willing to sleep with a fool like Xie Xunfeng! This kind of thing must be more to your liking."
Xiao Yiran was kneeling on the ground in dishevel, with some shoe prints on his body and the faint slap marks on his face that had not yet faded.
She begged for mercy to a woman in gorgeous clothes sitting in front of her, "Princess, please. I don't want to marry a son-in-law... I am innocent... Nothing happened between me and Xie Zhizi! I didn't seduce him..."
Princess Xiao Nalan showed a hint of cruelty on her face. She squatted in front of him, grabbed Xiao Yiran's hair, and whispered in her ear arrogantly.
"Xiao Yiran! Blame it if you want to. You are meddling in other people's business! If you had given him the poisoned chicken soup I prepared that day, nothing would have happened later! I know you were wronged, because it was me who gave you the love potion! But I didn't expect that Xie Xunfeng, that fool, was not only stupid, but not even a man. You were naked in front of him, but he remained indifferent! Tell me, can I marry such a man?"
Xiao Yiran said to Xiao Nalan with hatred on his face: "Aren't you afraid that I will expose you to my father?"
Xiao Nalan laughed out loud as if she heard a joke: "We caught you both in bed! Who do you think you are? You are a slut born of a slave. If my mother hadn't taken you in, you would have died long ago! Besides, do you think the emperor would believe you? I'm afraid the emperor doesn't even remember that he has a daughter like you. If you listen to me obediently, I can spare your life!"
After hearing what Xiao Nalan said, Xiao Yiran felt desperate.
She was right, even though she had met the emperor over the years.
The emperor didn't even look at her.
Although she was called the third princess, her status was even lower than that of a favored maid beside Xiao Nalan.
…
At this moment, a loud thunder suddenly sounded in the sky!
There is a mass grave outside Longyang City.
A man with a bloody face sat among the dead bodies , covering his head in pain, his eyes searching around.
The man's name is Xie Xunfeng, and he is the leader of the Shura Palace, the most mysterious killer organization in the world.
Before his soul traveled through time and space, he was carrying out a mission, and his lover Xiao Yiran sacrificed herself to save him.
Under the influence of the violent explosion wave, his soul was transported to this completely fictional world.
According to the original owner's memory, there is also a Xiao Yiran in this world!
He looks exactly like his lover.
And she might be in danger now!
"I won't let anything happen to you this time!"
Xie Xunfeng frowned and said secretly, ignoring the pain in his body.
Xie Xunfeng crawled out from the pile of dead bodies in pain and ran towards Longyang City according to his memory.
…
In Longyang City, Xiao Nalan was very excited when she saw the group of rogues and vagrants. She said to the girl from a noble family beside her, "Bring our third princess to show those grooms..."
When the ladies from the noble families heard what Xiao Nalan said, they roughly pushed Xiao Yiran against the window.
"Look, isn't our third princess pretty?"
Xiao Yiran's clothes were disheveled and his hair was messy.
My face is still slightly swollen.
But, those delicate features and fair skin.
In the eyes of these lazy guys, she is like a fairy descending to earth.
The lazy scoundrels below immediately became excited and some began to whistle.
Some took off their shirts and shook them wildly.
Seeing this, Xiao Nalan smiled and said, "Since everyone likes the Third Princess so much, take her away and let them take a closer look and get in touch with her!"
The girls from the noble families all understood what he meant and took Xiao Yiran downstairs.
"Chen Yuanyuan, can you introduce our third princess to everyone?" Xiao Nalan said with interest while leaning on the window.
A girl from a noble family who was the leader understood what she meant and pushed Xiao Yiran out.
"Our third princess not only has big breasts, but also a big butt... Don't you people say that people with big butts are more likely to give birth!" Chen Yuanyuan roughly touched Xiao Yiran's body, as if introducing a product.
Especially when introducing Xiao Yiran as having a big butt, she was pushed down and her butt was raised facing the group of lazy people and scoundrels.
"Do you want to touch it..." Xiao Nalan said with a smile on the second floor.
The eyes of these rogues and lazy people were glowing green, and they shouted: "Yes!"
"Then line up! Come one by one!" Xiao Nalan said with interest at the window on the second floor.
Xiao Yiran wanted to run, but was held tightly by several old palace maids.
But this group of scoundrels and lazy people had no idea how to line up. They rushed forward in an instant and surrounded Xiao Yiran.
Seeing this, the girls from the noble families all tried to avoid him...
"No...no..." Xiao Yiran wanted to run away.
But she was surrounded by ugly men who smelled bad.
Pairs of dirty hands reached out to her...
"I am a princess...you are so outrageous...you are so outrageous..."
As soon as she finished speaking, Xiao Nalan said quietly on the second floor: "Feel free to touch it, the princess will forgive you!"
“Don’t…don’t…”
Xiao Yiran couldn't stop it at all, so he had to protect himself with his hands...
The whole person curled up into a ball.
"Help... Help... I am a princess... I am a princess... If you let me go, I will give you everything."
However, Xiao Yiran's plea for mercy seemed to excite the group of lazy people even more. He said with his big yellow teeth showing:
"Third Princess, we don't want anything but you!"
Some of the braver ones began to tear her clothes off .
At this moment, a roar resounding through the sky came from outside the crowd of onlookers.
"If you don't want to die, stop it!"
