Chapter 1: Beautiful Man Lease Agreement 1
Su Han sat at one end of the white marble dining table, while the boy in blue sat at the other end of the table.
Compared to her nervousness, he looked calm and relaxed, supporting his head with one hand and tapping the table lightly with the other hand. The sound was full of oppression.
A contract written in black and white lay quietly between the two of them. In the landlord's column, the two crooked words "Su Han" were written, while in the tenant's column, it was signed "Xu Zhe" in sharp and majestic handwriting.
Su Han stared at the elegant signature in a daze...
When did she sign the contract? Why does she have no recollection of it?
"Why, you still don't believe it?" The boy named Xu Zhe frowned and reluctantly took out his phone. "I recorded the contract when we signed it. Have a listen."
He pressed the recording play button, and soon, noisy music came from the phone. Su Han heard a gentle male voice: "So, Miss Su Han, are you sure you want to sign the contract now, right?"
"No problem! Sign now and you can move in tomorrow!"
"Let me confirm one last time. You seem to have drunk a lot of alcohol. Is it really okay to sign the contract like this?"
"Yes, I, Su Han, said, it's really no problem! I believe you!"
…
Su Han seemed to hear a "bang" coming from the bottom of his heart.
Although the voice in the recording sounds a bit lisp-like, it is indeed her.
No wonder, this was the contract she signed yesterday when she was drunk! This... now she really couldn't deny it...
"But why would you go to a place like a bar with a contract?" She wanted to make a last-ditch effort and raised the question.
Xu Zhe blinked his dark eyes: "Didn't I tell you yesterday? The previous landlord wanted to sell the house and kicked me out because of a disagreement. I carried my luggage and looked for a place to live everywhere, so I brought the contract with me. And I went to the bar because the youth hostel I was staying in happened to be above the bar."
"But……"
Su Han was a soft-hearted person to begin with, and after hearing what he said, she couldn't help but hesitate.
Xu Zhe stared at her intently, with a hint of melancholy between his handsome brows: "Hey, do you still dislike me because I'm a boy? But I've already checked out of the hotel, and..."
As he spoke, he seemingly casually tapped the contract on the table.
Su Han's gaze followed involuntarily, and in an instant, a line of bold black font on the contract caught her attention - the unilateral breach of contract must pay a penalty of three times the rent!
three times!
In an instant, Su Han's mind worked rapidly, and finally came up with a bright red and terrifying number.
She held her forehead and said, "Wait, everything can be discussed!"
You know, she wanted to hire a roommate because she was short of money! If she breached the contract now, wouldn't that make things worse and cause her wallet to suffer heavy losses?
When Su Han thought of this, he felt a stomachache and his cute little facial features were all wrinkled.
She raised her hands in compromise: "Okay, okay, you can move in today."
Xu Zhe smiled happily and dragged his suitcase into the empty room next to Su Han.
After cleaning up and coming out, he found that she was still sitting in the same place, hugging a soft pillow, with her chin resting on the dining table, looking listless.
He asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"
Su Han replied weakly, "I drank too much yesterday and I feel like vomiting."
Xu Zhe frowned, said nothing, walked straight into the kitchen, and did not come out for a long time.
Su Han recovered and felt curious... What was his new roommate doing?
She tiptoed to the kitchen door and looked inside.
Xu Zhe, who was about 1.8 meters tall, was seen wearing her childish pink bunny apron. She was clumsily beating eggs with two chopsticks, with a serious expression on her face, as if she was facing a great enemy, as if she was doing a very dangerous job.
However, he accidentally splashed the egg on his face, and a piece of broken eggshell was caught on his curly hair...
Su Han was stunned. This... handsome roommate cooks for himself, but is a idiot at housework?
At this moment, the small pot boiling water on the gas stove suddenly made a rapid "beeping" sound, and the small blue pot lid also jumped up, but Xu Zhe just turned his head and looked at it in confusion, and did not turn down the fire.
Su Han was stunned and quickly reminded loudly: "The water is too full, take off the lid and turn off the fire! Quick!"
Xu Zhe reacted quickly and immediately picked up the pot lid. However, he overlooked a serious problem, that is, the pot lid was so hot that he couldn't hold it at all. The next second, he couldn't help but gasp and let go, so the hot pot lid fell directly on his feet.
"Ah!" His perfect face twisted in an instant. He hopped on one leg in pain and rubbed his foot desperately.
"Puchi!" Su Han burst into laughter, and suddenly felt less repulsed by Xu Zhe's intrusion into her life.
It turns out that the new tenant is not only handsome, but also cute...
After half an hour of hard work, two bowls of noodles cooked into a mushy consistency were finally served on the table, topped with burnt eggs.
Su Han twitched the corners of his mouth as he comforted himself. For someone who was cooking for the first time, this breakfast was already pretty good.
"Have breakfast first. It's not good if it gets cold. I saw you were not feeling well, so I made noodles. They are good for your stomach."
Su Han was flattered that her new roommate was so considerate.
However, when she picked up the chopsticks, she discovered that the tableware was actually covered by the rental notice she had posted earlier. The requirement "girls only" on it had been heavily crossed out with a black marker!
Her eyes widened as she pointed at the black ink. "Oh my god! It should have said 'Girls Only' here! Now it's been scribbled over!"
Xu Zhe also came over: "Ah? No wonder, this is the version I saw! I was really screwed!"
Su Han was slightly stunned. Yes, so Xu Zhe is also a victim.
He sat down depressedly: "I didn't expect someone to be so boring... But don't worry, although I'm a boy, I definitely don't have any bad habits. If you feel there is anything inconvenient in the future, you can tell me and I can change it."
This time, it was Su Han's turn to feel embarrassed. She waved her hands and said, "Oh, it's not your fault. Let's get along well from now on."
She took a bite of the egg noodles, and in an instant, the "unique" taste rushed into her throat - salty and spicy. Su Han suddenly felt a stomach cramp. She quickly covered her mouth and rushed to the bathroom to vomit painfully.
Oh my god! Is this still noodles? It's poison!
"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell again?" Xu Zhe dug out a box of medicine from somewhere and quickly handed it over. "This may be the aftereffects of your drunkenness last night. Take some sobering medicine!"
Su Han almost fainted on the toilet: This is not the sequelae of being drunk, it's obviously because of the dark food you made!
"It's okay, just a little uncomfortable." She stood up.
"Bang!" Suddenly, the water pipe under the bathroom sink made a frightening loud noise, and the entire pipe exploded, gushing out a stream of water.
"What the hell!"
Su Han wiped the water off his face and ran out of the bathroom in two steps.
She felt that she was extremely unlucky today, but Xu Zhe was extremely excited, and there was even a light in his eyes.
He rolled up his sleeves quickly and said, "Su Han, don't move. Let me do it!"
In fact, people are good at different things. Take Xu Zhe for example. Although he is terrible at cooking, he is very good at repairing water pipes. In less than five minutes, the water pipe that was just spraying water out had been repaired by Xu Zhe.
Su Han looked at Xu Zhe, whose face was covered with water and who was still grinning at her, and suddenly felt that having a boy as a roommate didn't seem so bad.
As long as he doesn't blow up the kitchen...
