Chapter 040 I feel so depressed
The boy hugged the girl helplessly and said, "Don't cry. Tell me what's wrong and we can find a solution together."
The girl shook her head in his arms, her clothes wet with tears.
"Congyang, do you love me?"
"Of course I love you!" the boy immediately expressed his opinion.
"I love you too... Woohoo, it's so nice to meet you!"
The boy felt something was wrong when he heard this, "Honey, I'm so wrong, I was distracted just now, but I really love you..."
"Actually, I've been following you since freshman year."
After hearing this, the girl cried even harder.
The boys were very panicked.
After the girl explained the reason, he also cried.
I couldn't hold back my tears.
"Is this true? I haven't even married you yet! How can I die?"
The two of them had watched the live broadcast room [Daily Healing in the Underworld] together before.
I started paying attention to it since the Doudou incident.
did not expect……
Today, this melon actually fell on me.
When your identity changes from a melon-eater to the melon being eaten, you will know how it feels to be the melon-eater.
A couple hugged each other and cried.
Why……
Above the overpass.
Jiang Lin , who stopped because of curiosity, sighed.
Ever since Meng Po left, he had developed some curiosity about love.
What on earth is this thing that could have made Meng Po obsessed with it for a thousand years?
But after taking a quick look at how couples get along with each other, Jiang Lin felt that this matter seemed quite complicated.
I don’t think I can figure it out for the time being, so let’s talk about it later when we have the chance.
…
In the live broadcast room.
Watching the couple crying so sadly.
The netizens also cried.
"My defense is broken, my defense is broken. I haven't married you yet... All the single guys will cry when they hear this."
"I just placed an order for two boxes of tissues. Since entering this live broadcast room, the tissues have been consumed very quickly."
"…Why do I feel like someone is driving upstairs…"
"I suddenly miss my girlfriend. Send her a message."
"I'm crying. I really want to be single! "
"When I think about these two sweet people dying, I suddenly feel so sad."
"I've called 120. I hope they leave with less pain."
These two people on the bridge are so sweet.
When the netizens thought that they were about to die, they felt very upset.
I couldn't hold back my tears all of a sudden.
There was a wailing sound in the live broadcast room.
Through tearful eyes, they saw the anchor move.
The anchor was seen floating towards the couple.
The netizens quickly grabbed two more tissues and cried even louder.
Then I saw the anchor approaching step by step...
Getting closer……
In the end, it missed the couple and floated in another direction.
To Jiang Lin, it was just a stop when passing by.
But when the viewers in the live broadcast room saw it, they were all stunned.
"???"
what's the situation?
What is the anchor doing?
Why did you leave?
Aren't you here to collect corpses... Pah! Are you here to collect souls?
Host, you haven't finished your work yet, why are you leaving?
Did the anchor forget what he was here for?
The netizens were unable to react for a moment and even sniffed.
Looking at the bunch of question marks in the barrage.
Jiang Lin just remembered what he hadn't finished saying, and continued: "Now we have to go on a mission."
"According to the mission information, this ghost has been in the human world for some time."
It’s different from the last time with Cai Xing. That time it was not long after Fang Lili died.
But what Jiang Lin was looking for this time was someone who had died some time ago.
"What mission? What the hell? Aren't you going to recruit that couple, host?"
"If you didn't accept it, why did I send you a message just now? Why am I crying?"
"…So we just ate dog food in broad daylight, right?"
"Don't doubt yourself upstairs. I'm full."
"Is this a sweet story disguised as a sad story? My tears!"
"I don't want to hear it!"
The netizens felt like they had suffered billions of points of damage.
The key point is that they are a bunch of single guys, some of whom have never even held a girl's hand.
I just shed so many tears for those twin dogs.
How sad I was just now, how miserable I am now.
In front of the screen.
Many single guys sniffed and looked at the WeChat messages of their ex-girlfriends/ex-boyfriends.
Turn it on and off again.
Turn it on and off again.
Finally, I clicked on the other person’s profile picture and silently glanced at his circle of friends.
I want to cry.
And those who have never even held a girl's hand , they look at their own hands.
I couldn't help but slap myself.
Hit your left hand with your right hand.
"You're not trying hard, you're not striving! You haven't even held the hand of a girl!"
"You deserve to eat dog food! Now you're full!"
…
After Jiang Lin left with his friends.
On the overpass——
A man and a woman were still hugging each other and crying.
The netizens were so immersed in their sorrow that they completely forgot to notify these two people.
There’s not even enough time to spit out the dog food, who would want to continue eating it ?
“Wuwuwu…”
"If we survive today, let's get married."
"Yes! Even if there is only one day left, we will be husband and wife for one day!"
At this point, the two of them couldn't help but shed tears.
At this time, the 120 ambulance called by the netizens also arrived.
The paramedic trotted down from the car, "Where is it? Where is it? Didn't they say there are injured people here? Where is the patient?"
They looked for a long time and even looked under the bridge.
Didn't you see anyone injured?
The couple looked and saw that they were the only ones there.
I guess this should be the 120 call made by the netizens.
Suddenly she cried even harder.
"Wuwuwu... Wait a moment, we might get into trouble..."
"Don't worry, woo woo woo..."
Amidst a burst of crying.
A small car slowly stopped beside them.
The car window slid down.
The driver held his phone, looked at the two people, and then looked at his phone again.
After confirming that it was these two people, the driver shouted, "Why are you still crying? Didn't I say it was a misunderstanding? Why are you so sad?"
"Hey, hey, I'm talking to you guys, the two people holding their heads and crying. One of them is called... something like Double Ninth Festival."
After hearing this, the two people who were crying and hugging each other realized that they were being called.
I looked up, my eyes were blurry with tears.
"Wuwu...Uncle, his name is Congyang..."
"Just follow Yang, didn't you check your phone? You won't die."
The driver waved his hand and said, "Don't cry. If you want to get married and book a room, just go ahead."
He happened to be passing by here and came to take a look.
I didn’t expect these two people are still crying. Didn’t anyone tell them?
“…”
"Ah? No, you don't have to die?"
The young couple was stunned.
I immediately opened my phone and saw that it was true!
The anchor has left here!
The two of them jumped for joy.
On the side, the paramedics also understood what was happening.
I felt angry and amused at the same time.
But I hope no one got hurt.
After being so happy, the young couple quickly thanked the driver and the paramedics.
After everyone left, the two looked at each other, wanting to cry and laugh at the same time.
It feels like surviving a disaster.
The next day.
What the two didn't expect was that after this blunder, they actually became famous.
Although the host could not be seen in the live broadcast room, the two people were recorded completely.
Netizens uploaded the video to the internet with the mentality of "I can't be the only one who has to eat dog food and feel heartbroken".
The title is: I can’t die before I marry you!
Or is it like this: Healing in the underworld, how many seconds does it take for a couple to reconcile?
After watching it, netizens all cried.
“I have tissues ready, and you show me this???”
"I really thought they were going to die, but my tears were wasted!"
"How to quickly reconcile a couple? Just five words: You're going to die."
"Ahhh, I also want a matchmaker anchor like this! My girlfriend and I had a fight again!"
"Is the title of matchmaker anchor okay?"
“…”
Jiang Lin later learned about this title from the comments in the live broadcast room: "???"
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