Chapter 025: High HP and High Attack
[Can you really win? ]
[I don't think so. The opponent's Black Bear is too strong. The anchor is bound to lose.]
[The black bear has too much health, and the host's equipment is not good, he only has a stone spear, so he is going to die]
[Oh, I'm so unlucky today. I ran into the boss Black Bear as soon as I went out. How can I defeat him? ]
【In the final analysis, it’s still the anchor who’s not good enough. 】
"Hey, how can you talk like that? How can a man say no?"
Seeing fans saying that he was not good enough, Ling Xuefeng suddenly became anxious, but the more anxious he was, the more mistakes he made. Facing the attack of the black bear boss, the health bar of his character, which already had an unhealthy health bar, quickly dropped to zero. Finally, accompanied by a scream, a big "dish" appeared on the screen.
"Fuck! I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I've been abused all day. You guys just recommend me some crappy games to make me suffer. These stat-heavy games have no soul at all!"
Ling Xuefeng was so angry that he threw the handle down, and his mouth was sweet as if it was smeared with honey.
[Hahaha, anxious, anxious, Lao Ling is anxious]
【Normal, Ling Xuefeng is furious.】
Seeing the host looking so angry, all the audience laughed at him mercilessly, but Ling Xuefeng was not annoyed at all, as if everyone was used to it.
Don't be fooled by the name Ling Xuefeng, as he sounds like a cool and aloof male god. In fact, he is a very funny guy. He has attracted many fans due to his funny live streaming style and good looks. He is also one of the top anchors on the entire Shark platform, with more than 100,000 fans. Every time he broadcasts, the number of viewers is at least in the unit of W.
I don’t know how many small anchors are looking forward to getting on this line and becoming famous overnight.
"What to do next?"
Ling Xuefeng was a little tired after being abused for a whole day. He opened the game interface again, but didn't want to do it all over again, so he wanted to do something else. Ling Xuefeng, who had just received the notification, also wanted to guide the topic.
"Why don't we go do the ward rounds?"
Pay attention to this point, the word "ward rounds" has been all over the live broadcast room!
[Good rounds! We want to watch the game! ]
[What? If you say that, I won’t be sleepy anymore! ]
[Yes, watch the game, watch the game! ]
【Ask Lao Ling to turn over the cards! 】
Tens of thousands of viewers were posting comments, it was so spectacular, the refresh rate was so fast that you couldn't even see what everyone was saying.
This is also the scene that everyone likes to see the most. I don’t know how many female anchors are willing to play some more explosive content in front of the big anchors in order to stand out, even if they will be banned.
After all, if a host has tens of thousands of fans watching him in real time, even if only a small portion of his fans stay, that would still be thousands of fans .
Ling Xuefeng looked at the comments on the screen, squinted his eyes, and said with a smile: "Okay, today I will show you something interesting! Ward rounds!"
After saying that, Ling Xuefeng opened the Shark Live platform in front of everyone and started browsing. Although he had already made a choice, he still pretended to say , "Which one do you want to see?"
[This, this one, this ball is big! ]
[I prefer the following one, I think the dancing is quite good. ]
[Fuck, who would watch dancing? Damn, this dance is so white, I was so rude.]
"What's so good about these?" Ling Xuefeng glanced at the anchors selected by fans with disdain on his face. "I can tell from the cover that it's photoshopped. Who knows how ugly the real person is. If he gets stye, you'll blame me again."
[Damn, then Lao Ling, tell me where to rely on looking at girls]
[That's right, if only your cock could be half as hard as your mouth. ]
"Hey! Today I'm going to tell you which section has the hottest girls! Anyone with real taste knows that to see girls, you have to go to the outdoor section! I won't tell ordinary people!"
"The girls there are really top-notch. They exercise regularly, have great figures, and are beautiful. They are all tall and have long legs. Only an experienced person like me can grab them!"
The barrage of comments was immediately filled with 666s, and everyone thought what the host said made a lot of sense.
Seeing that the situation developed as expected, Ling Xuefeng smiled and opened the outdoor section, pretending to select girls, but in fact he was looking for the mission target assigned by Wang Weifeng.
There is no way. They promised to recommend me next time. If I don’t take it, it will be a waste. I won’t lose anything anyway.
It’s not shameful to earn recommendations.
But after looking for a while, he couldn't find it. He scrolled down for a long time before finally finding the target in the unsigned column.
Shit! No contract yet?
Is there anyone who supports a new anchor like this? Who is this guy to Wang Weifeng?
Ling Xuefeng's mouth felt sour...
But after complaining inwardly, he still pretended to be calm and said, "Hey, this live broadcast seems to be quite interesting. Looking at the title, it seems to be quite a lot of bullshit!"
Fangshen live broadcast, appreciate the scenery of Qinling Mountains?
The other audience members were stunned. They said they were going to see girls, but why was it a man? They immediately protested, but Ling Xuefeng began to take the lead despite the opposition.
Sorry, I’ve definitely got this recommended post!
But as soon as he entered, he was startled by the extremely clear lens and the crawling Bifang.
What the hell, are we filming a movie?
The tens of thousands of viewers who followed Ling Xuefeng in also saw the fully armed Bifang through the live broadcast .
Looking at the tree covered with scratches, Bifang explained to the camera with a serious expression: "Although Asian black bears are large, they are not actually 'tall'. Even though the black bear we encountered was large, its body length would not exceed 1.8 meters. Their limbs are not as slender as those of primates, so it is difficult for them to extend their hands above their heads."
"Black bears can walk upright on their hind legs. This black bear should be about 2.3 meters tall when it stands upright, and it is probably less than a palm's distance from the height where I am hanging."
Looking at the highest scratch left on the tree trunk, Bifang estimated in his mind the size of the black bear when it stood upright, and his tone was quite strange.
Bifang is over 1.8 meters tall. He stood on tiptoe to tie the vines last night. There is no doubt that the height of the smoked rabbit meat should be between 2.3 and 2.4 meters.
When the black bear stands upright, it is nearly two meters tall...
Looking at the intricate footprints on the ground and the claw marks on the tree, Bifang could even imagine the scene of the black bear struggling to stretch out its claws under the tree.
[Ah, this is just a few centimeters difference? ]
[It’s only a little bit away, but I can’t reach it. 】
[Black Bear: I get angry when I can’t reach it.]
[Feeling like a silly bear]
[Silly? If it bites you, you won’t think it’s stupid anymore.]
"Okay, since the black bear is not here, let's quickly get the rabbit meat down!"
"Larger bears can even run at an astonishing speed of 60 kilometers per hour. The entrails burial site is only 200 meters away from here. A black bear can reach the site in just ten seconds with a charge!"
[Fuck, running so fast? This must be 16 or 17 meters per second, right?]
[Isn’t this faster than the world champion? ]
[When I look at the animal world, it seems that predators in nature all run faster than humans...]
[Fang Shen is really brave! ]
Ling Xuefeng saw the comments on Bifang's live broadcast and was shocked: "Fuck, this guy is really in the primeval forest! He's fighting with bears for food?"
[Damn, this is a real-life version of a man-bear fight! ]
[The equipment is exactly the same as Lao Ling's. This wave is a real replica! ]
[Should I go to the live broadcast room to assist? 】
【Dog Black Bear, let’s go! 】
The fans who came with Ling Xuefeng were immediately excited when they saw Bifang trying to snatch food from the bear, and they started searching for Bifang's live broadcast room.
